Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Thoughts a Dog Contemplates When Resting

Today I am going to share some of my thoughts with my readers so that you can see that, even when a dog is just sitting around, we are thinking of serious issues.

1. If dogs are on a raw diet, is that called Doggy sushi?

2. Are telemarketers humans who sell telephones and/or televisions?

3. Are cell phones meant only for use in prison cells?

4. When a human gets put into the dog house, does the dog who lives in that house get to move into the human's house? This does not apply to dogs like me who already live in the human's house.

5. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop? Okay, I've been known to mention this frequently--can I help it is this dog likes candy?

6. If you eat a bone in the forest when no other dogs are around, will it still taste just as good?

7. At the sled race, Iditarod, in Alaska, why aren't the humans pulling the sled?

8. Why don't the humans put homeless humans in shelters and see if someone will "adopt" them like they do dogs? Wouldn't that solve the homeless problem?

9. Why aren't there more doggy interior decorators since our ideas are so much more interesting than that of human decorators? Have you ever seen a human decorator make paw prints a main motif for a room?

10. If dog food tastes so good and if it is so nutritious, why don't the humans eat it?

11. Why do the humans waste time planting grass and flowers and then get upset when we dogs dig them up? They know that it is what was are going to do, so why not just accept it and make life easier on themselves?

12. Why do humans assume dogs can't spell?

As you can see, I do a lot of thinking when the humans probably think I'm just resting. Most humans just don't understand the superior mental ability of the average dog.

Demon Flash Bandit (Serious Thinker)


  1. It takes just One lick and One bite to get to the center of a tootsie pop, the lick is for the removal of the wrapper which I do not always do.
    ~husky kisses~
    -Kira The BeaWootiful

  2. We agree with #10 and #11 to the nth degree. What is it with these humans, they act like they know everything but give us yucky food and get mad when we help them with their gardening.

    Remy and Flash

  3. Once again--stupd computer will think this is a human answering, but it is my secretary--I think computers really aren't as smart as they think they are.
    I'm glad to know that I'm not the only dog that has discovered that it takes one lick and one bite to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop--usually I don't even bother with the lick--I get right to the tootsie roll.

    Sychoberian--You need to train the humans from the beginning. My diet generally consists of Burger King and chicken with the occasional treat---milkbones and Yummy Chummies are favorites of mine, but I will often eat the human treats too. Mike and Ikes and Swedish Fish are quite tasty! You should try them if you haven't had them already! I think whoever invented dog food should be taken out and shot, but not until they have had the priviledge of eating their invention for a month of two.LOL