Monday, November 30, 2015

Attack of the Killer Pumpkins !!!

In the past. I have written about a horrible situation involving vegetables-killer vegetables.  In 1978 Hollywood released 4 subsequent documentaries and an animated show about this problem.  The first was Attack of KIller Tomatoes. It was followed by Return of the Killer Tomatoes, Killer Tomatoes Strike Back!, and The Killer Tomatoes Eat France!  These documentaries tried to warn the general population of the threat.  Most humans did not pay attention to these informative public service announcements.

In case you are wondering why I brought this subject up today.  It is because I am concerned about the possibility of killer pumpkins.  I observed that last month around  Halloween, many houses in our neighborhood had pumpkins as decorations.  At first it was just simple pumpkins, but as Halloween approached, faces started appearing on pumpkins--and some of those faces looked sinister to me
  Now most of them are missing, and I can only assume that those pumpkins took off on a killing spree.  I have no idea what makes an ordinary veggie go wrong.  However,  this is why I don't eat vegetables, and I think the world would be better off without them.  Most vegetables taste bad anyway.

Demon Flash Bandit (Vegetable Hating Dog)

Friday, November 27, 2015

Tired Dog

I asked humom if she felt like writing my blog today.   She said she is tired, but she loves me so much that she would type it for me. Since I've been recovering from all the recent activity, I am sleeping as much as possible

Demon Flash Bandit.( Tired Dog)


I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving.  Mine was pleasant. My humans bought  Angel and me an exlarge pizza to share.  Ours had 3 toppings-bacon, ham and bacon.  It was good  but could have been better with extra bacon.  We sat around all day eating, watching tv, and sleeping.  It was a great day and I am thankful for days like it.  I think Thanksgiving should be in our hearts and tummies everyday!  Now is the time for leftovers-pizza sandwiches, Pizza soup, and pizza a la king.  I think she should donate the leftovers to.the local animal shelter.  I think it is irresponsible to give me the same food everyday because it is boring

Demon Flash Bandit (Happy Dog)

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Happy Thanksgiving

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving here in the United States. It is a fantastic holiday dedicated to food so it is a big day for us dogs.  My Humans are planning their big holiday feast.  They order pizza from the deli near our house which stays open on Thanksgiving.  Since I have decided I, mom will order one just for me.  I
prefer my toppings to be bacon and ham
I've heard tales of a wondrous time when humom used to cook and bake.  There was a dead bird on the dinner table.back then.  However those days are gone.  There are a lot of things in which humom can no longer take part in doing.  In fact, she has been seriously negligent publishing my blog.  I would normally complain about her laziness. But I know she doesn't have a lot of energy, and she does have chronic pain.  I am only bringing up this subject because this dog is very thankful that she is still here.  Usually dogs  cross over the bridge before their humans, but that is not always the case. My human dad crossed over in 2007 and my life has not been the same.  Anyway, I am thankful for my humans, my dog pals,and their humans.  I would appreciate any prayers you can send our way.  Mom often feels.useless.  I hope everyone has a nice Thanksgiving!

Demon Flash Bandit (Happy Dog)

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Heads Will Roll

To answer the question, how does it feel to be an old dog?  I have no idea how to answer because I look and act like a puppy.  I even killed a mouse yesterday. I spend so  much of my time putting up "no mice trespassing" by order of the royal dog, and the mice are continuing to break the law.  If I were French, I would buy a mouse size guillotine, and mouse heads would roll

I have some exciting news for my readers
  My brother, Jeff, has a new channel on YouTube.  Here is the link:

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog)


Sunday, November 22, 2015

Happy Birthday to me

I hope every dog who attended my wolfday party yesterday had a good time
 It was so good to see all my pals.  It was a great day for me.  I am now 12 years old.   I have already asked about social security benefits
  and I'm checking on senior discounts.
  I got some bones frosted with doggy frosting and humom gave a a mouse puzzle toy and Angel got a panda bear puzzle toy. My human brothers gave us lamb chop toys and dingo bones. Also we got a frog and a

  I have to tell you that the greatest gift was an answer to my prayers.  The night before my birthday"  I said my usual prayers "
now I lay me down to  rest my paws, I know you watch out for me all the time. I know you are busy, but
  It sure would be nice to.have a white birthday.  God answered my prayers because we woke up to at least a foot of snow.

Demon Flash Bandit ( Celebrating a White Birthday)


Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Movie. Review: Jurassic World

Today it is time for this dog to write a
movie review of Jurrasic World which is essentially a good movie
However. If you are looking for historical accuracy watch The Flintstones,  it shows how cooperation between the animals and humans were at their best  I give Jurassic World 4 paws up, Tummy rubs, and a wagging tail

Demon Flash Bandit (Movie Critic)