Zombie Dog to Scare Trick or Treaters

Zombies are dead humans who come back to life to eat other humans' brains. This must be highly frustrating for the zombies because the humans have such small, uninteresting brains. This might explain why the zombies never seem to get any smarter no matter how many brains they eat. Dogs do not become zombies because, once a dog has crossed over the bridge, we are not going to hang around Earth to eat brains. We dogs would prefer to hang out in paradise, and enjoy playing and napping until our humans and pals arrive when we can see them again. Only the humans would be dumb enough to hang around Earth and act stupid like zombies. However, you can order a zombie dog as a Halloween decoration which is super cool, and for only $5,700, I can only imagine how many people are going to buy this animated dog to scare the trick or treaters. Since those trick or treaters want free candy that a dog could be eating, I say anything that scares the little deadbeats away is well worth the cost. I am not a fan of human puppies coming to the door and eating all of a dog's candy. For those of you who say it is not the dog's candy, I say, if the dog can get it, then it is the dog's candy! This zombie dog is a very cool item, and I'm sure everyone will want one. Here is the link so that my readers can buy this super cool zombie item:
http://www.thehorrordome.com/zombie-guard-dog-haunted-house-amimatronic.aspx

Demon Flash Bandit (Writing About Zombie Dogs)

Dogs Solve Problems

I read a news item today about a huge Burmese Python that was found in Florida. It seems that Florida has a lot of new "exotic" species thanks to the humans who deal in exotic animals and reptiles. The humans don't seem to have a clue how to deal with this situation, and the new species often threaten the species that are already there. By the way, in my personal opinion, I think all snakes should be killed. I don't like them and I think they are useless creatures-even more useless than birds! As usual, if you want to get something done properly, you have to consult with a dog, and this dog has a solution the problem. All the humans have to do is to tell the new species that they don't belong there and buy them a plane ticket to where they do belong. I'm sure the species would be much happier in their original home, and would welcome the chance to go back there. You would think the humans could come up with solutions on their own, but they have those little human size brains--not big dog size brains. I'm going to take a nap until tomorrow when I might need to solve more of the humans' problems.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog With Big Brain--Like All Dogs)

Tweeting Dogs

Occasionally a new product comes onto the market that makes you wonder how the humans have survived up until now without it. I am going to discuss a product that fits into that category in today's blog. That product is Puppy Tweets. Finally, a product that sends a tweet from your dog so that you will know what the dog is thinking about at that moment. Imagine how exciting it is for the humans to know what their dog is doing at any given time! I do have to admit that I was more than a little annoyed when I read about it in a news article that called it a stupid pet product, and then asked the question, who would set up a Twitter account for their dog? I would like to introduce you to DemonFlashHusky, my twitter name. I set up the account for myself just like my Facebook account and my dogster diary. I am tired of the humans thinking that a dog can't do these things for him or herself. After observing the humans since I was a puppy, I have come to the conclusion that when a family has a dog, the dog is the "brains" of the family. I have often wondered how dogless families even manage to survive without the intelligence of the average dog to guide them. I can prove we are geniuses. Who is out working to pay for the food? It is usually the humans which proves my point. The dog stays home and naps while the humans are out working. If that isn't genius, I don't know what is!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Doggy Tweets)

Mr. Peabody: Watch out for the Zombie!!!!

Robert Downey Jr. has finally been cast in the role of a lifetime. He is going to be Mr. Peabody in the animated movie, Mr. Peabody and Sherman. Mr. Peabody used to make appearances on Rocky and Bullwinkle. Mr. Peabody is a super intelligent dog, and Sherman is the boy he "adopted". I'm sure that Robert Downey Jr. is ecstatically happy that he has been chosen to play the role of a dog. That is what all the human actors aspire to play--a dog.



On the subject of a super intelligent dog, my humans have been watching the new television series, The Walking Dead. It is a show about zombies. Because I've been watching it with them, I had to face the scenario of what would happen to me if zombies started running around loose like they do in that show. I even looked to find possible survival scenarios on the web just so I would be prepared. Some of them were helpful--like the one that said head for Costco which makes sense. You would have survival supplies for quite some time if you were hiding in a Costco. However, it took me very little time before I realized that, once again, the humans are wrong. I will explain how I reached this conclusion. First and most important: the zombies want to eat brains. I've observed the humans long enough to tell you that the zombies are going to starve if they are trying to live off human brains. If the humans don't own a dog, they barely have sense enough to come in out of the rain--why do you think they take baths? There aren't many dogs who voluntarily take a bath. That is because we have brains! You don't see a dog wasting time and money adding a room to a house just for getting wet. Even most cats have more sense than to want a bath! Birds are another story--the humans even have bird baths for them, which proves that birds have no brains. But I digest or digress---where is my Burger King--I prefer to digest. You know Hollywood has gotten the whole zombie thing wrong in movies and television. If a zombie is after brains, then the humans are safe. Dogs are the ones who have to worry since zombies will be after us for our superior brain power. This is why it is so important for all dogs to know what to expect and to have a plan because in real life, the zombies will be after us. Mr. Peabody had better take Sherman and head for Costco....he is a super smart dog, and will be a very attractive meal for a zombie.



Demon Flash Bandit (Warning of Dangers of Zombie Attack)