If you ask this dog's opinion, the humans spend far too much time inventing things that are stupid because we dogs could care less about them. Today's example is the 3D television. I don't see the point of having one. You have to wear stupid looking glasses (which this dog categorically refuses to wear). When you put on the glasses, it gives the picture depth. I'll admit that I did put on the glasses once and watched it in 3D once as research for this blog. (See all the sacrifices a dog makes in order to write a good blog?) I did get a little scared when a scene came up where it looked like water was coming at me. Normally, I a big, strong he-man type dog, but most dogs are terrified of water which reminds us of bath time. Few dogs are fond of baths!
I do think that the humans could make televisions more interesting if they skipped the 3D and invented a television that would let you smell things. I've never met a dog who didn't enjoy sniffing things. I think that a dog being able to walk up the screen and sniff an actor's butt is the ultimate in entertainment. It would also show how good they really are at acting. A human's butt will never fool a dog. We know a lot about them with just one sniff!
Demon Flash Bandit (Wants Smellovision)