Once again, this dog is amused at how easily the humans jump onto the bandwagon of any trend no matter how dumb. This is particularly true of the fashion industry. The item I will be writing about today is yoga pants. I can understand why they are popular since they were designed by the great and powerful pic-a-nic basket thief, Yogi Bear. However, as much as I like and respect the Yogster, he is hardly an expert on pants. In case you have forgotten, he never wears them! If he were designing a tie or collar, I could understand how the humans would want them. However if he knew about pants, don't you think he would be wearing them instead of showing his butt to the world on television and in movies?
Many of the human women are wearing yoga pants now in Yogi's honor, and some of them look okay because they are young and skinny. I'm not saying I'm a fan of the fashion, but some can wear them if they want to. However, if my human Mommy ever decided to wear yoga pants, I would end up losing my Milkbones. I love Mommy, but she is not thin, and she would not look good in yoga pants. I'm not saying she looks good in regular pants, but definitely not in yoga pants. Mommy has the common sense to know this and you will never see her don a pair of yoga pants. However, there are many humans that have no idea what they should never wear. Those are the ones who usually adopt the latest trend, and risk making those around them blind. If you visit the link:
www.peopleofwalmart.com , you'll see what I mean. This site has many of the "fashion mistakes" of which I am referring. I do hope the yoga pants trend stops before it gets out of paw. I love seeing out of my blue eyes! I think I'll call Yogi and suggest he not start any more fashion trends.
Demon Flash Bandit (Fashion Expert)