Once upon a time in the land of Hostessville, there lived a young cowboy named Twinkie the Kid. He was a dashing young cake in his cowboy hat with his lariat. He was the kind of cake that the young girls can't resist. He spent most of his time hanging out with the cupcakes and the ding dongs until one day a young Swiss Cake Roll arrived from Littledebbieland. It was love at first sight for the two, and they spent many happy years together. It was from this union that Twinkie Jr., with the chocolate filling came about. We dogs spent many happy hours trying to sneak the cakes from the counter with our counter surfing--often successfully. Alas, all good flavors come to an end, and Hostessville was shut down due to bankruptcy. I'm just glad that there is a sweet story to come from all of this and many happy hours of doggy counter surfing.
Demon Flash Bandit (Relating a "Sweet" Love Story)