Thursday, June 2, 2016

Birds are not Pets!

I am so disappointed with my humans.   William walked to Little Caesar's to get some pizza for dinner.  Mom usually has pizza delivered, but there are 3 pizza places close by that can be reached by walking.  On the way home, he found a bird that couldn't fly, and it was on the street so William moved it to a safer location. He was thinking of bringing that bird  into our house but mom.told him that it mght be a baby bird learning to fly.  Mommy doesn't know a lot about bird care, and sometimes it is better for the humans to leave them alone.  I was appalled at the very idea.  I had to inform them that, from my understanding of the law, it is have a bird as a pet-or it would be if I become president.  This is why my humans aren't allowed to make my campaign decisions.  Can you imagine how dogs would react to my campaign if my humans have a pet bird.?  What is next?  Are they gonna start feeding the squirrels?   I wonder how many dogs are embarrassed by their humans.  I bet I am not the only dog with embarrassing humans.

Demon Flash Bandit (Embarrassed Dog)


  1. I haf to confess there has been a pigeon on our dinning room table (Mum was NOT impressed) It did get evicted to the garage to heal….actually previous paws Mia might haf had sumthingy to do wiv his problems butt she never admits guilt!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  2. Nope Demon ..... you're definitely not alone. My humans would leave yours for dead in the embarrassing stakes.