Sunday, June 29, 2014

Special Order Pizza Should be on the Regular Menu

I am going to start this blog by sharing a link with my readers:

For those who don't have time or inclination to go to this site (and I know it is a traumatizing thought that you are leaving the Demon Flash Bandit blog), a child lost a tooth.  The child leaves a note for the tooth fairy which says:
Dear Tooth Fairy,
I love money and all, but may I have a pack of bacon instead?

Am I the only one who thinks a dog is behind this note?  Perhaps the family dog wrote it hoping the tooth fairy would leave bacon that the child can share with the dog; or better yet, give all of it to the dog.  I have already been on the telephone with my human's dentist asking him to save me all the teeth he pulls from the older humans.  The older humans don't get money from the tooth fairy.  That money is just for kids and (I'm assuming) dogs.  Therefore the older humans don't ask for the teeth back, and I can take home the ones that are available.Then I can ask for bacon.  I'm just sorry I didn't think of it sooner.  I wonder if Kevin Bacon asked the tooth fairy for bread, mayo, tomatoes, and lettuce.  Many of the humans love a BLT sandwich, but as far as this dog is concerned, I like a sandwich with just bacon--no bread, no mayo, no tomatoes, or lettuce---just delicious, mouth watering BACON!!!

This reminds me of the time I called Dominoes and ordered a pizza,.  I asked for a ham, bacon, and extra cheese pizza without the sauce or the crust.  The pizza place acted like I was crazy.  I think they are crazy for not having that on the menu.  It should not be a special order because I know lots of dogs that would prefer only those 3 items on the pizza.

Demon Flash Bandit (I Want Pizza-Hold the "Pizza)

1 comment:

  1. I fink Travis da cat would like dat pizza - but he likes da bread and da sauce too - he likes everything!