Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Marshmallow Man is Not Edible

I will never understand the logic of the humans.  My brother Jeff got a package today that he had ordered on the Internet.  First and foremost, I sniffed the package to make sure it didn't have antrax or a bomb in it.  We dogs are always on the job protecting our humans.  Once I gave it the "okay" we opened the package, and inside it was an inflatable Marshmallow  Man from the Ghostbuster movie..  Do you know how annoying it is for a dog to open a package and see the word, marshmallow, and find out that there are no edible marshmallows in the box?   It is just a giant balloon type character.  What is the point of ordering anything that is not edible anyway?  When this dog places an order, you can be sure that it will involve treats that are to be eaten.   Perhaps I need to hack into Jeff's accounts to make sure that the next time he spends money, it is on  something I will enjoy eating.  It shouldn't be hard since I think his password is "Demonflashbanditneedstreats.  Wait a minute, that is my password!  What could Jeff's password be.  I know--Iamastupidhuman?  That sounds like a perfect password to me, but what do all the other humans use as their password.  By the way, be sure and "forget" my password unless you want to buy me treats, then feel free to use it all the time.

Demon Flash Bandit (Disappointed With Human)


  1. BOL! I fink dat are false advertisin - a marshmallow man should be edible.

  2. Crikey .... shame it wasn't edible. A man sized marshmallow would be just the right size aye?? Good job on checking the parcel!!