One day Demon Flash Bandit and Angel Zoom Smokey were enjoying a walk through the woods. They made sure they could find their way back home by dropping a trail of bread crumbs left over from Demon Flash Bandit's hamburgers (he usually does not eat the bread). They did not realize that their arch enemies, the birds, were eating the bread crumbs as they walked so that they ended up lost in the forest. Since they were brave Siberian huskies, they continued walking knowing that eventually, they would probably find their way home. As darkness came upon the forest, the cold did not bother them...they like cold weather. However, their tummys were beginning to rumble so they could not believe their luck when they reached a house made of gingerbread and candy. Demon Flash Bandit was particularly happy because he really loved candy. They started eating the house, but they had no way of knowing that the house belonged to a bird witch who liked to lure dogs to the candy house and then eat them. Of course, being dogs, they were hard to fool so both dogs knew that she was evil and that she was up to no good too. They continued eating the house because they were hungry, and a house made out of gingerbread and candy does not come along everyday--usually you just find miniature ones during the Christmas holidays. Of course, the bird witch, being a bird, was stupid and had no idea that the dogs knew what she was up to. The dogs waited until she was not expecting it, and they threw her on the barbeque grill and enjoyed grilled bird witch. Now the house is all theirs and they frequently go into the forest to munch on their candy house. They found their way back home after they finished eating the bird witch, and their humans were so glad to see them. Now when they visit the candy house, they leave rocks to mark the path. Birds do not like to eat rocks! The two dogs lived happily ever after!
Demon Flash Bandit (Owner of Candy House)
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