In the past week, I wrote about a television network giving away a lot of money for the person (or dog) who finds Big Foot. I think I will be claiming that prize very soon. I started my hunt for Big Foot in a very scientific and logical way. Sure, I could check the telephone book to see which shoe stores in my area cater to those with large feet. However, there are a lot of those stores throughout the United States, and you know that some shoe salesman is going to try to claim the prize. How do I find Big Foot without going to the shoe stores, and beat the salesman to the money? The answer is quite simple for a genius brain like that of most dogs. I signed up for a website that gives away shoes to people with big feet. Now all I just have to wait for Big Foot to get on his computer, sign onto the Internet, and claim his free shoes. Once he does, I will have enough money to keep me in bones for the rest of my life. You would think the television network would have thought of doing it, but I do think they are run by humans, and humans just don't have the genius brain of a dog! Yes, it is sad for the humans.
Demon Flash Bandit (Genius)
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