Saturday, November 5, 2011

Send Homeless Unwanted Snacks to Me

Since I am the official dog blogger who covers the British royal family, I think it is only appropriate that I address the Internet rumor involving the possibility that Kate is going to have a baby. This rumor is based of some very scientific evidence. She turned down a snack that involved peanuts and is not allergic to peanuts. Obviously, this is reason for some of the humans to assume that she is going to have a baby. I have several explanations for this that do not include her having a baby. She might not have been hungry. She might not like peanut butter. She might be on a diet....sure she doesn't need to be on a diet, but those are usually the humans who watch their weight the most. This is a really radical one: she might just not have been feeling good at that does happen to all of us--even dogs. Everyone gets upset tummies at times. If she is going to have a baby, that is nice, but I do think it is kind of silly to broadcast it as a rumor on the Internet, and I wonder even more why it matters so much. Someone will take the throne eventually whether the royal couple have a baby or not. Ultimately, it is their business, and if the rumor is true, it will be announced when they are ready to tell people. The important thing here is that all peanut butter snacks that she turns down should be sent directly to me: Demon Flash Bandit or my fellow dog, Angel Zoom Smokey because we love peanut butter. By the way, the same thing goes for bacon snacks. We are both willing to take in any homeless, unwanted snacks. We aren't on diets, and enjoy snacks!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Peanut butter)

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