Recently People magazine chose the "sexiest man alive", an honor given to Bradley Cooper. I was shocked that I wasn't chosen, but I suppose that People must have chosen from among the humans. I bet if it was Dog Fancy, Dog World, Modern Dog, or Bark, I would have won the honor! This is why I think those are the only magazines worth buying except for the Weekly World News/Sun because it is importat to keep up wih the latest news. I'm not bragging, but I happen to think I'm a whole lot handsomer than Bradley cooper!
Demon Flash Bandit (SExiest Dog Alive)