Yesterday Demon shared his letter to Santa Paws. He kindly offered me the opportunity to share my letter with my list for Mr. Paws. I appreciate Demon's request. Remember, Demon likes to write funny stuff so if he claims I locked him in a closet and took over the computer, he is just trying to be funny. Without further ado. here is my letter.
Dear S. Paws,
You have the rare privilege of receiving a letter from me, the most excellent Angel Zoom Smoky
Possibly I am wasting my time writing you because in past years, you have not brought me what I requested. I can only surmise that you are a cheapskate. When I sent the first two letters asking for several million dollars in cash, I just assumed you were busy because you did not bring the things I asked for
Still, I did not get the gifts and cash I requested again last year I am going to.make it even easier for you and the elves this year. Load 50 million dollars into a prepaid charge card. I love to shop and that amount should see me through until my birthday which is in March.
I hope you don't continue to disappoint me again. Just so you will see the impact your lack of generosity, here is the letter and reply that I wrote to the editor of Dog Fancy magazine.
Dear Editor Fido,
I am a very sweet Siberian husky. I should be at the top of Santa Paw's nice list, but every year he does not come through with my gifts. A cat told me that Santa doesn't exist
I know I can trust an editor of a dog magazine so, is there a Santa Paws?
Sincerely, Angel Zoom Smokey
Dear Angel,
The cat who told you there is no Santa Paws was wrong. This is why a dog can never believe.a cat. Cats are compulsive liars. I'm o sure Santa left you everything you requested which were stolen by that no good cat. By the way, birds are untrustworthy also. As long as a dog needs a bone, there is a Santa Paws! Sincerely, Fido.
I have to go now. I hear Demon crying in the closet-and he thinks he is a he-man dog.
Angel Zoom Smokey (Guest Blogger)
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