Friday, December 19, 2014

Nuke North Korea!

Just when you thought it was safe to give an interview (if you think interviews are easy, then you are not a dog who has tried to interview  a porcupine--talk about a sticky situation);  Sony cancelled a movie starring Seth Rogen, The Interview.   This was done because the humans in North Korea got upset that the movie depicted an assasination attempt on their leader,  Rev. Sun Myung Moon, who gave up a promising career annoying people in public selling flowers (this has been a few decades ago).  to run North Korea.  As I've said many times if the world continues to be run by humans you are just asking for trouble.  The only thing worse would be to have it run by birds.  I shudder at that thought.  Anyway, Sony has caved into their demands and they are refusing to show the movie.  Normally, Seth Rogen movies are okay, but if they were going to cancel one, it should have been Pineapple Express, which was not one of his better movies. If Sony shows the movie, North Korea plans to attack various theatres and other things on American soil.   I don't think Sony should cancel this movie's preimere, nor do I think that the U. S. government should allow threats like that to go unanswered.  If Korea can attack us, I don't see why we can't attack them. It could even blamed  by latent flower allergies that were caused by all those flowers sold by Rev. Sun Myung Moon and his followers  The stupidest thing about North Korea is that they don't seem to understand something that every elementary school puppy understands.  If you want to be a bully, then you had better be bigger and stronger than the ones you are picking on because if they don't back down, you are going to get your tail beaten.  Dogs know this almost immediately, and the only breed who doesn't get it are the chihuahuas.  One of those little dogs will go after a Great Dane.  Of course, the Great Dane (most of which are a nice, laid back breed of dogs), almost choke laughing at the chihuahua.  I can't blame them.  The last time I met one, he started barking at me and telling me how tough he was, and I told him that he would make a great shoe for one of my paws,  Of course he was safe because this dog does not allow the humans to put shoes on my paws.  Besides, the constant barking of the chihuahua would eventually get on my nerves.  It is hard to nap when your paw won't shut up.  I think Congress should get behind Sony, and declare war on North Korea.  Perhaps the threat of a nuclear weapon being dropped on Korea might calm them down.  After they  calm down, Seth could go over there on a peace mission and, after sharing some of his special smokes with them, maybe they could learn to be more laid back.  You never saw a movie where Cheech and Chong were going to war. By the way, the majority of humans don't get upset over these things, but some of the leaders and particularly the one there, are insane.

Demon Flash Bandit (War Should be Declared)