Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Puppy Support!

 A Great Dane in Pennsylvania named Snowy was blessed with 19 puppies.  I don't know this dog personally so I was not invited to the puppy shower (we dogs don't like puppy showers anyway).   The presents are nice, but how many dogs really want a bath?  I know I don't.  I know it must be a financial strain for the Dane family to have so many new mouths to feed so I think we dogs should consider sending gifts.  I bet that is a couple who will never get a divorce because having to pay puppy support for so many puppies could bankrupt a Daddy dog.  I myself was interested in having puppies until my humans told me that I would have to pay puppy support, and then I was not interested.  It is bad enough that I have to share my treats with Angel Zoom Smokey.  I don't need to share with a bunch of puppies-even if they do look like Angel and me and are very cute!  In fact, I feel sorry for the Dane Daddy Dog.  Can you imagine how much it cost him to hand out the milkbones announcing the birth?  Speaking of milkbones, I could use a couple of them now.  I better quit writing and get myself some bones!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Puppy Support)


  1. 19 Puppies !!! Wow!!! How do they all fit in the puppy bed ?
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  2. That would be a tiring affair, to look after all those pups!

  3. Snowy is khwite khlose to 'here' -

    Do woo want a Great Pony Dane pup? I'll see what I khan do!