Mommy has been watching a television program called Bones. With a title like that, I got all excited. I knew it had to be a great show. I assumed it would be hosted by and starring dogs. Who else knows more about bones than a dog? You can imagine my disappointment when I discovered that the show is written by and starring humans. Sure, there is one episode with a dog, but the dog isn't even the center of attention, and he gets euthanized at the end of the show. I did not approve of that ending, but the poor dog was a victim of stupid humans which, sadly, happens too much in real life. The show is a documentaryy about a forensic anthropologist who is an expert in bones. It is erroneous since the "expert" is a human, and only a dog would be smart enough to specialize in bones. I have eaten so many bones in my life, that I can tell you all about the animal from which the bone is derived by taste alone. The humans in the show never even once have eaten a bone. If you have never eaten a bone, how can you know anything about them? I'm sure the humans find the show enjoyable, but I don't recommend it for dogs. Just nap while your humans watch it!
Demon Flash Bandit (Bone Expert)