Sunday, October 5, 2014

Star Trek Enterprise and Capt. Porthos

I am wondering why there are no Star Trek Enterprise action figures with Capt. Porthos.  All us dogs know that Porthos was the one who was really running the ship.  You don't think the humans would be able to pull off such a complicated feat, do you?  Yet all the major toy companies only sell human Star Trek figures.  This is largely because toy companies are run by humans; and, as such, are run stupidly.  However, after doing a bit of research on the Internet, I did find a human who understands the importance of Porthos and he made himself a custom Archer and Porthos.  Kudos to this human (or is it really a dog?).  I don't think Porthos is for sale, but he is cool, and I approve of him.  Perhaps the toy companies will find out about this figure, and make one that any dog can buy.  I know I would buy an action figure of a dog.  It makes more sense than buying a human action figure.  In fact, all human action figures should come with dogs.  You know that the humans wouldn't know what to do if not for their dogs.  They might as well admit it when they make toys.  Here is the link so you can see Porthos for yourself:!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Admires Capt. Porthos)

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