Sunday, August 3, 2014

My Visit to the Dogtor (Veterinarian)

I have some good news to share with my readers today.  A couple of days ago, I had an appointment with the dogtor because  one of my eyes looked red.  I barked that it was not a big deal, but you  know what worriers the humans can be, and who can blame them?  We dogs are so special to our humans that they worry when they think we might be sick.  Actually, it is sweet, and one of their more endearing qualities even though the money could be better spent buying us dingo bones and hamburgers.  It turns out that the eye was infected, but it seems to have something to do with allergies because the dogtor told Mommy to give me more benadryl than what I am presently taking.  I do have allergies, but the benadryl works great on them.  The dogtor examined me while I was there.  Personally, I think it was just an excuse to touch my klondike bar.  Therefore, I think the dogtor should be  arrested on ethics charges.  However, I do understand that touching my klondike bar is probably too much of a temptation for the humans so I did not call the police and I am not pressing charges.  What was the good news?  The dogtor said I am a very healthy dog for my age.  The interesting part of that is that the dogtors are always telling Mommy that I should be eating dog food because it is better nutritionally for me.  This proves my point and the point of all the dogs who have been barking for human food.  Obviously, I am healthy, and I don't eat dog food.  I say feed all of us dogs what the humans eat.  If the dog food is so nutritious, let the humans eat it.  They are the ones who invented it.  Seriously, why would a dog invent dog food when human food has already been invented, and it tastes so good!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Visited the Dogtor)


  1. Crikey Demon ..... you are always right!! Who needs dog food?? NOT ME!!

  2. Get better soon! And eat whatevfur your Mommy says is yummy...she knows, I think as mine does!