Friday, August 8, 2014

Movie Review: The Sandwich

Today I am writing about a limited release movie titled The Sandwich.  This movie stars Jon Hamm and Kevin Bacon. Chevy Chase changed his name to Chevy Cheese so he could be cast in the movie.  This movie is one of the greatest movies ever made; and as such, should get the Oscar for the best picture of the year.,  Personally, I was not surprised that it was so good because it was written, directed, and produced by some very talented dogs.  Naturally, you know it will be great when you get that many dogs involved in the making of a motion picture.  In fact, other than the 3 humans mentioned above,  all the other actors were dogs.  I don't think I need to explain that a movie starring mostly dogs could not possibly be bad.  In this movie, we follow the life of a sandwich that every dog wants to sink his or her teeth into.  Meanwhile the humans, who of course do not have near the talent as the dogs are trying to get it too.  SPOILER ALERT:  the dogs get the sandwich.  I'm sure none of my readers of the dog persuasion will  be surprised by the ending.  It is what I like to call a "doggy no-brainer".  This movie gets all paws up (of every dog who sees it), kisses, sloppy kisses, tail wags, and some ranch dressing.  (Don't all sandwiches taste better with dressing?)  After seeing this movie, I can't wait to see the next movie that all the dogs will be involved with making.  That movie will star Mark Walhberg, and it will be called The Walhberger.  That movie is about a hamburger.  I'm not sure if it a sequel to The Sandwich or a movie that stands on its own, but it doesn't really matter.  I'll be there at the premiere.  I have already been invited since I am such an important dog movie critic.  When it comes to your area, or comes out on blu-ray, get your copy.  You'll be glad you did!

Demon Flash Bandit (Movie Critic)

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