Sunday, March 29, 2015

Vegetables: No Thank You

Angel Zoom Smokey has decided to give up her life of leisure to pursue a career. She has been sending her resume to local restaurants.  Of course, they are clamoring to get an employee like her who specializes in washing dishes.  I've got to admit that she is an expert in her field.  Even mechanical dishwashers can't compare to her expertise.  The only problem is that she won't take a job at any restaurant unless it serves only meat.  William gave her some chicken soup, and she loved the broth and chicken, but there was a pea in the soup.  Very much like the  princess in that Princess and the Pea story, Angel had no use for the pea.  In fact, she left the pea on her plate, and then she took her paw and catapulted it across the room.  I thought it was hilarious, and I am proud of her.  She said vegetables are bad for dogs.  Angel has learned so much from me!

Demon Flash Bandit (Angel Learned her Wisdom From Me)

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