I just heard about a cool new invention that will change a dog's life for the better. The humans are taking credit for it, but my guess is that it was really invented by a dog. It is a new refrigerator that can send texts. This means that a dog can have all the food he wants in the refrigerator just by sending a text with his paw. Kibble will be obsolete. Why would a dog eat kibble when he can have steak? Now if only Burger King would start delivering to a dog, life would be good!
Demon Flash Bandit (Texting for Better Food)
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