Saturday, June 1, 2013

I'm Not Searching for Mermaids

Animal Planet showed a documentary about Mermaids recently, and I have a few thoughts on the subject.  I'm going to assume that mermaids don't exist largely because I've never seen one.  You would think that, if they exist, someone would have caught one by now.  However, I want to go on record stating that, if someone asked me to go into the water to try to find one, I would have to refuse.  Getting into water is too much like taking a bath--and I am a firm hater of baths!  Therefore, I will let someone else hunt for mermaids, and I'll stay dry on the beach!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Likes to Stay Dry)

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