Saturday, April 27, 2013

Twinkies and Ding Dongs Coming Back--or Are They?

My human mommy should be happy since one of her favorite cakes, Ding Dongs, is coming back on the market.  However, I'm not sure that my Mommy will buy them anymore since there is no guarantee that the new ones will taste exactly like the ones that were made before.  Besides, the new ones will be made by non-union labor.  I can't understand why so many of the humans are against labor unions when it seems to me that most of the problems that the economy has suffered in recent years have not been caused by the wages paid to the regular workers, but by bad business decisions made by CEOs. CEOs, who incidentally, seem to get huge bonuses no matter how much money they lose for the company for which they work.  If we dogs were running things, a dog who made a stupid decision and cost the company money would be working with cats because we dogs would not trust that dog to run a company again.  This is why humans need dogs--they have such a problem surviving on their own!

Demon Flash Bandit (Will Twinkies and Ding Dongs Even Taste the Same?)

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