I Own a Siberivarious Violin!

Strativarious violins have been considered the best violins ever made. As a dog who is a violinist, I'm sure you are thinking that, with all my dog talent, I must own a Strativarious violin. Of course, I always want to have the very best violin available to me in my paws so you might be surprised to learn that my violin is not a Strativarious. It is a much more expensive violin which is a Siberivarious. It is made by Siberian Huskies, and you know it has to be the best because dogs always do things better than humans. From the first time it is played by the paws of one of the talented huskies who made it, it brings sweet music to the world. Since I'm a blogger, I am fortunate that I can buy such a priceless item. Mommy says I make no money from my blog, but I'm sure I must be a cazillionaire by now. Humans aren't usually good in math so you can't trust them with numbers. Other dogs who read my blog have told me that I must be super rich to have such a successful blog. I can't disagree with them. Anyway, that is how I could afford such an expensive violin. I've got to go now, and play my violin. There are so few hours in the day for us talented dogs to use all our talents!

Demon Flash Bandit (Siberivarious Violin Owner)

I Won't Feed My Paw to the Gators!

I know this is something that us dogs know without even giving it much thought. It is never wise to feed your paw to an alligator. On the other paw, humans seem to have more problems learning these things. Wallace Weatherholt, who worked for Captain Doug's Airboat Tours in Florida recently lost his hand to a gator while on his job. It is unlawful to feed the gators in Florida (or I suppose anywhere else) except Gatorland, where you can purchase food to feed the gators. He is being charged with unlawful alligator feeding. There are a group of gators protesting the charges because they happen to enjoy having the humans feed them. This law worried me because what if the stupid humans ban other humans from feeding dogs? My humans always provide me with food, and it would be a lot of trouble for me to drive through drive-thru to order food for myself. I say if the man wants to feed a gator his hand, it really is not the government's business. I'm not so sure he meant to do it, but I still think it is a very silly law! Here is the link to the story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/29/wallace-weatherholt_n_1715979.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmaing8%7Cdl2%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D186006
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Won't Feed Gator a Paw)

Barney Banana to Open Banana Republic Store

I wrote about a cool comic book character that is a hero of mine on April 2, 2012. That hero is Barney Banana. During the day he is a fruit model for an art class, but after his regular job, he becomes a super hero. His latest adventure is in starting his own Banana Republic. He is a very fashionable banana ( after all, he is a model) so he decided to start a Banana Republic store of his own. He approached me for advice because he knows that I am one of those super intelligent business dogs, and I suggested he have add a McDonalds or perhaps a whole food court into his clothing store. I know I prefer to buy food over clothing. In fact, I'm not particularly fond of clothing because I happen to look gorgeous in my fur, and if any of those people from PETA come and throw paint on my fur because it is a real fur, there will be trouble. I want to assure everyone that no animal was harmed by my fur. I grow it myself, and I've been known to shed a lot extra so that other animals can have some warm fur to enjoy. I hope Barney Banana does well with his new business, and I'm sure my readers will be happy to shop at his store. By the way, don't worry--he will still fight crime when he isn't selling clothes.

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Barney Banana)

Wonderful Wizard Who is a Dog!

Today's blog is the story of a heroic dog named Toto. Toto lived with his uncle and aunt in a farm in Kansas until one day a tornado hit, and he was transported to a magical land over the rainbow. This land was filled with dogs and was a very happy place except for some evil witch birds. Toto's house landed on the wicked bird witch of the East and the rest of the time in this land, he had to deal with her evil sister, the wicked witch bird of the West. Toto wanted to get home to his family. The chihuahuas who met him when he landed told him he should see the Wizard, who could find a magical way to get him home. They told him to follow the Dingo Bone Road. He set out to find the Wizard, and along the way he ended up with some travelling companions. He met the Scarecrow--the bird that needed a brain (like that isn't true of all birds). He met the robot dog who needed a heart, and the cowardly cat who needed courage. They went along the road singing this song:





We're off to see the Wizard, the Wizard who is a dog.
He really is a wizacle dog if ever a wizard dog there was.
Because of the wonderful things he does, the wizard of dog is a dog because
because...because....because.....because....BECAUSE
Because of the wonderful dog he is.
We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful wizard whose a dog!

Despite being a prisoner of the evil witch bird of the West for a short time, they made it to the Wizard, and all their dreams came true. What else would you expect? The wizard was a dog--not a stupid human who would make them face the Wicked Bird Witch of the West for a broom.

Demon Flash Bandit (Telling the Story of the Wizard of Dog)

Big Bird: Not to be Trusted

There is an outlet mall near my house, and there are some of those mechanical rides that entertain children at various spots in the mall. As a whole, I have nothing against these rides except for the one in which the child "rides" with Big Bird. As a dog who does not trust birds, this ride worries me because I think it was placed there by birds to try to win the trust of the humans while they are small, and then they will be in the position to take over the planet once the children grow up. Those humans won't think the birds are evil because they will remember riding with Big Bird--who is actually an evil bird. How can I prove Big Bird is evil? He is a bird, is he not? If that isn't enough proof, I don't know what is. I haven't seen such an obvious trick to poison the minds of young people since Jerry Falwell exposed the purple Teletubby as being gay. How many young minds were corrupted by that horrible Teletubby? Yet, the teletubby is not nearly as bad as Big Bird, who is helping his species take over the planet. It takes a dog to see that Big Bird ride for what it really is: corruption of this country's toddlers. As a show of solidarity with dogs everywhere, I plan to eat chicken for dinner. That will teach those birds!

Demon Flash Bandit (Not a Fan of Big Bird-or Any Bird)

Move Review: Sex and the City

I have never done a movie review for Sex and the City. That is because I never saw the movies. I skipped the movies because I watched the television show once, and that was enough for this dog. However, for those who might be wondering if they are worth seeing, I will tell you my opinion of the television episode that I watched. The show involved some women who live in a big city--I'm assuming it is New York City, but I'm not entirely sure. I think there were 4 of them, but there might have been only 3. To be honest, I really never got that interested in learning about the characters. Why? Because basically, all they seemed to do was eat, complain, and talk about shoes. I don't mind the eating part. We dogs are fond of eating. However, the complaining made it hard to watch. It didn't look like the women had hard lives or anything, but you wouldn't know that by listening to them. Also, I found them quite unlikeable. They weren't even particularly nice to each other. Shoes were another big deal. As a dog, I have to admit that I have never eaten a shoe...not that they don't look tempting, but I have never eaten one. I think that could be because, even as a puppy, my humans always made sure I had toys and rawhide bones to chew on when I was in the mood to chew. Plus, they are usually with me so it is a bit harder to chew a shoe when the humans are with you. However, I do not think that an expensive booty would taste any better than an inexpensive booty. In the episode I watched, one of the women was all upset because she was always having to buy wedding gifts and baby gifts for friends and she didn't get any herself. After complaining about that for much of the episode, I turned the television off. If I want to hear complaints, I'll go to a mirror and complain myself. We dogs are not allowed to go in a lot of places including that restaurant that those women were at so I think I have far more valid complaints, and all of that because I'm a dog. Yet, I'm a dog who is smarter than those idiot women on Sex and the City. I can prove I'm smarter. If the lady didn't want to buy her friends a gift and she resented it so much, why not just not give them a gift. That woman needs a dog to give her practical advice. A gift is something you give because you want to give the person something. If you don't want to give a gift, you don't have to. It is a shame that the ladies on that show aren't smart enough to know that on their own. I would suggest not watching the movies or television show unless you have nothing better to do with your life. They are boring and stupid. I give them 4 paws down!

Demon Flash Bandit (Reviewing Sex and the City)

Trongs: For Food That is Paw Licking Good!

I ran across a new product called trongs. The trongs were invented so the humans can eat food that, most of the time, is eaten with fingers, leaving fingers greasy and "dirty". I'm sure the humans will like this product, but as a dog, I don't see the point. I usually just pick up the food in my mouth and my paws stay clean. If the humans could learn to eat that way, they would not need any utensils. Of course, you can't expect the humans to know that because humans aren't as smart as dogs. If I do hold food in my paws, I have no problem with licking my paws. In fact, licking food off of paws is a lot of fun, and enjoyable because a dog gets some extra food. I have often said that some food is paw licking good! I am sure that this product will not sell well among dogs, but I'm sure it will do okay with the humans. Humans--always inventing products that dogs find useless! For those who are interested in this product, here is the link:

http://now.msn.com/learn-how-to-use-trongs-to-eat-your-finger-food-in-this-informercial-viral-video
Demon Flash Bandit (Paw Licking Good)

Garbage Can Moves and "Catches" Garbage

One of the humans has invented a trash can that moves around and catches garbage. I know it is a human who invented this item because no dog would have ever bothered. We are usually busy trying to take garbage out of the garbage can and have no interest in putting garbage into a garbage can. However, the humans, who sadly, do not think like dogs, like to make sure the garbage lands in the garbage. I don't know how popular this item will become, but my guess is that many of the humans will buy it so that they don't have to bend over and pick up garbage that misses its target. If only humans were more like dogs--they would be so much more interesting! For those who want to see this moving garbage can, here is the link:
http://www.engadget.com/2012/07/23/kinect-trash-can-mod/

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Likes Most Garbage)

Puppy-Kitten Is it a Hoax?

I take a day off from writing a blog, and when I return, I find a news item that upsets me. A man in South Korea said his dog gave birth to a litter of puppies and one kitten--or I guess that would be one half dog, half cat. As a dog, I am hoping this story is a hoax. Don't get me wrong. I don't hate cats, but I also don't want to see the doggy gene pool messed up with cat genes. What is next? Dogs refusing to eat unless the food is exactly what they want to eat? Dogs not coming when the humans call their names? Dogs who refuse to do tricks because tricks are "too much trouble"? Wait a minute, that sounds like me, and I am not half cat. However, I will never use a litter box....it just does not seem sanitary to me. For those who want to read the link for themselves, here it is:
http://www.pawnation.com/2012/07/23/south-korean-man-claims-his-dog-gave-birth-to-a-kitten/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl30%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D182907#page=1

I do have one good thing to say about cats: they like to kill birds. I agree with them on the bird situation!

Demon Flash Bandit (Half Dog, Half Cat)

Ancient Egyptian Antiquity Found at Garage Sale!

I have never mentioned that I like to collect ancient antiquities. There is nothing like an ancient bone or dog toy to make you feel part of the march of time. When I get in the frame of mind where I want to add an additonal antiquity to my collection, I do what all searchers of ancient antiquities do--I headed for a garage sale. Garage sales are known for their ancient antiquities at reasonable prices. On one trip, I was fortunate to find a fantastic find--it is an ancient dog diary written by an ancient Eyptian dog named Gahiji. I have decided to share an entry from his diary.

Gahiji:
I am an ancient Egyptian dog, and my human's name is Habibah. Habibah works for the Pharoah building pyramids. Habibah is at work now although this weekend, we will take his laundry to his parent's house so that his mom can wash the clothing for him. Washing clothing is "woman's work". My big worry is that Habibah will lose his job. He keeps writing grafitti inside the pyramids. Things like The Pharoah needs to get a life, and The Pharoah is going to be a mummy. I know that Habibah has a sense of humor, but I'm not so sure that the Pharoah is going to think the graffiti is funny. As Habibah's dog, I have become accustomed to a certain lifestyle, I hope Habibah's sense of humor won't mess up my lifestyle by getting him fired. I don't know why he doesn't just do some stand up comedy the Luxor (in Las Vegas). I'm sure they have some shows there, and he could get paid instead of having me worry about him getting fired.

I'll be back to write more tomorrow. Writing on papyrus is not easy. It would be nice if computers were already invented!
Gahiji (Ancient Egyptian Dog)

I was really lucky to have attended that garage sale!

Demon Flash Bandit (Sharing Ancient Dog Diary)

Movie Review: The Dark Knight Rises

Today I will give my movie review of The Dark Knight Rises. In the last movie, The Dark Knight, the movie ended with Batman looking like the villian so he had retired and Bruce Wayne (his alter idenity) was living the life of a recluse. Bain, a terrorist came to Gotham City and started causing problems which caused Bruce Wayne to become Batman again. The movie was excellent, and Christian Bale gave his usual excelllent performance as Batman. I give this movie 4 paws up, a tail wag, some doggy kisses, and a few well placed sniffs. This would be a 10 out of 10 on the human movie scale. I read this morning that there were some humans killed in Colorado during a screening of the movie. That is a shame, and my prayers go out to those victims. Some of the humans worry about Pit Bulls and other dog breeds when I think they should be more worried about some of the other crazy humans.

Demon Flash Bandit (Movie Reviewer)

Demon Flash Bandit: Royal Hat Maker

It is one of those days when there isn't much to write about so I decided that it would be a good day to put my paws to work on something creative. I decided to make a hat that would be worthy of being worn by one of the British royal family. Okay, I admit, I chose them because, judging from all the silly hats they wear, they can't be hard to please when it comes to hats. I just hope my hat isn't too elegant for them. I started with a big box of Milkbones. Keep in mind, you do need the big box, and it isn't just so you can eat more milkbones although that is a bonus. You want a nice size hat that the other humans will be able to see-preferably from space. Cut a round, head size hole on one side of the milkbone box. This is how the human will put it on their head. You know it has to be a human wearing it...a dog would not wear a hat that is so silly! The hat needs to have milkbones "glued" all over it. This is best accomplished with peanutbutter. The peanutbutter will hold them on and when you decide to eat them, they will taste even better with the added peanutbutter. A plush squeaky toy should be "glued" to the top of the hat-again with peanutbutter. You can never use too much peanutbutter--ask any dog about that, and you will get the same answer. You can add other things too--like dingo bones, rawhide bones, etc. It is entirely up to the individual. This hat is not only silly, but it also serves a purpose which is more than I can say for most of the silly hats the royal family usually wears. The hat will be useful if you get hungry, bored, or just want something on which to chew. I just finished mine, and it is lovely. I know the royal family would pay me a zillion dollars for such a materpiece, but I think I'll keep it. I don't plan to wear it, but it looks delicious!

Demon Flash Bandit (Making Hats Fit for Royalty)

Just Say No to Baths!

Once again, it is time to share my words of wisdom with my readers. Today those words of wisdom are of utmost importance. When you go outside when it is raining or snowing, you will get wet. Sure, you can wear a raincoat or you can carry an umbrella, but if you don't do either of those things, you will get wet. I don't happen to mind getting wet due to those conditions, but the bath in the house is a totally different thing. A dog should never get wet from taking a bath. Baths are unnatural for dogs, and I suspect they lead to cleanliness and smelling like flowers. YUCK!!! When I go outside and meet other dogs, I want them to know I'm a dog, and not wonder if I'm a rose or a lilac. Having a wet human touch you is not acceptable either. My humans take showers, and then they think it is perfectly okay to pet the dog. I don't appreciate them getting me wet. The water from the inside is evil, hateful water that can hurt a dog. Water that comes down naturally outside is nice, clean water. The next time you are sitting around the house and the humans decide it is time for you to have a bath, remember these words: Just Say No to Baths. This concludes my doggy public service message for today!

Demon Flash Bandit (Baths Are Bad for Dogs)

Wilfred: Great Television Show

Mommy bought the first season of the television show, Wilfred. This television show stars Elijah Wood, and it is about him and a neighbor's dog, Wilfred. To everyone else, Wilfred looks like a dog, but to Ryan (played by Elijah Wood), he looks like a human in a dog suit, and he talks. By the way, I, Demon Flash Bandit, also speak human so that is not at all hard for me to believe. The two become friends and the show is about their "adventures". So far, I've found it to be a delightful show, and I think it shows remarkably good taste that a network like FX would have such a delightful show in their line-up. I love it. Angel Zoom Smokey loves it. I've asked a couple of my pals who are of the dog persuasion, and they also love it. I would suggest you watch this show particularly if you like dogs. It is a good show!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Television Show: Wilfred)

Talkeetna Alaska Needs Dog Mayor--Not Stubbs the Cat

There is a town in Alaska that has a cat as the mayor. Talkeetna, which I think was the town in the movie Snow Dogs, has a cat named Stubbs as the mayor. Normally I would not mind a cat being the town's mayor except that this town is in Alaska, and as such, should have a dog as a mayor--preferably a Siberian Husky or an Alaskan Malamute. It is an insult to us sled dogs that a town that can use sled dogs has a cat running it. I have nothing against cats, but dogs do not like to be told what to do by a cat. It just is not natural for a cat to tell a dog what to do. If a cat wants to be the mayor of some town in California, I can see that, but you also don't see dogs pulling sleds in Los Angeles--at least not over snow and tundra. I think the people of Talkeetna need to have a recall and make sure a dog is put in as mayor. I would volunteer for the postition myself, but I am already running for President. Besides, I can't imagine my humans ever moving with me to Alaska. My Mommy complains about winter here in Michigan.

Demon Flash Bandit (Alaska Town Needs Dog Mayor)

Wrong People Cleaning House!

I was glancing through the mail that came to my humans today (a dog has to keep up with what is going on in the house), and there was a brochure that said, "the wrong people are cleaning your house". As one of the family dogs responsible for guarding the homestead, I was a bit upset. Who are these unauthorized people who are coming in here to clean the house? Why have I not observed them when they are cleaning? Are they sneaking in to clean during my naps? These are questions that a dog does not like to have to ask! Angel Zoom Smokey (the other family dog) and myself do not like strangers coming in to clean. We don't like it when our humans clean, and we don't want any unfriendly vacuum cleaners entering our domain. Now this dog is going to have to spend my valuable time that could be better spent napping in trying to track down these cleaning desperados who are breaking into the house to clean it. A dog's work is never done!!!!

Demon Flash Bandit (Working Dog)

Intellectual Reading: Captain Underpants

I've been doing some reading, and I'm sure my readers are anxious to know what an intellectual dog like myself likes to read. I am currently reading the Captain Underpants book series. I discovered this series of books a few years ago, and although the books are a bit too intellectual for the humans, I find them just right for us dogs. It would not surprise me if the books were written by a dog, but I'm not sure--a human might have written them. Sometimes dogs do give themselves human pseudo names when they write and publish books. You would be surprised how many humans don't like to give a dog credit for an intellectual work. I recommend this series of books to all the dogs who are reading this blog, and just for fun, here is a Capt. Underpants video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJPYqAwzixw

Demon Flash Bandit (Intellectual Dog)

My Paws Are Handsome!

Now some of the humans are getting plastic surgery done on their toes because their toes are "too fat". I guess if the humans are dumb enough to go through that kind of expense and pain to have better looking toes, it does not matter to me. However, you know it won't be long until they will look at a dog's paws and decide we need to have plastic surgery to make our paws look better. I happen to have handsome paws, and I would not allow a vet to do any plastic surgery on my paws. My paws work good too. I've been walking on them since I was a puppy. Humans are the ones who get obsessed with silly things like fat toes. I have yet to hear a dog upset over the size of his paws! Here is the link for those who want to read more about the toe surgery:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/11/plastic-surgery-toes-feet-toebesity_n_1665347.html

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog With Handsome Paws)

Ground Hogs: Stealing Flags from a Cemetery!

A Civil War cemetery in which veterans are buried in New York has been having a problem with United States flags being stolen from the graves. A camera was set up to find the culprit (or culprits) and it turned out that groundhogs have been stealing the flags from the graves. I can only assume that they are very patriotic groundhogs. Perhaps they are trying to get some attention that they usually only get on Ground Hog's Day (February 2), but I think that this problem could be easily solved if dogs were put on guard duty. We dogs would enjoy chasing them down, and I suspect that the ground hogs wouldn't be so quick to steal flags if they see a dog protecting the cemetery. I know a lot of dogs who would volunteer for this job particularly if they get to eat any ground hogs they catch! I hope that the local authorities have the good sense to think of dogs in this situation. We are always helping the humans! Chasing after ground hogs would just be a bonus!

Demon Flash Bandit (Guard Dog)

Zombie Dogs

The humans have been in the process of creating zombie dogs. Basically, the idea is that they take a dog and kill it so they can bring it back to life. The experiment is supposed to help the humans find out how to save humans and bring them back when the medical establishment can help them. (I am going to assume that, here in the United States, the ones without health insurance would stay dead.) Sure, this is what they say, but I think the project is really a way to find out what makes human zombies eat brains and act stupid. If they can make sure dog zombies don't share this behavior, they might stand a chance of stopping human zombies before they start a zombie apocalypse. There have been way too many instances on the news about humans eating other humans in recent weeks. I guess the experiments must be on some kind of "deadline" if this continues. Yes, I just love the play on words that a dog blogger can enjoy. Anyway, I am not sure that I like the idea of turning dogs into zombies. Those dogs could be running free over the bridge and instead they are being forced to hang out in some lab so the humans can do experiments. Sure, a labrador might be okay with it, but not a Siberian Husky. We like to run our own lives! Here is the link for my readers can read about it for themselves:
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/11/magazine/11ideas_section4-21.html?_r=1

Demon Flash Bandit (Not a Zombie Dog)

McDonalds Corporate Secrets

I just read on the Internet that there is a McDonalds employee who is telling all McDonalds behind the scenes company secrets. I don't know how an employee could stoop so low to divulge the secrets to the outside world when McDonalds is such a great place to work. I'm sure that employee won't be so happy if he (or she) loses the job when the corporation finds out. How do we even know that the empoyee is telling the truth? For example, the "mac sauce" is not really Thousand Island salad dressing. I know because I've seen the "gun" they use to put it on the burger and it clearly says Mac sauce. There is no way an employee would know what is actually in there because it is a highly secret item. McDonalds does not allow their employees to know their big secrets like that. However, you know some smart alec employees like to act like they know these big secrets and they tell everyone it is Thousand Island dressing.

Is the employee telling everyone that McDonalds no longer mixes the batter for pancakes themselves and does not make them on the grill? That employee is probably telling everyone that the pancakes are now already cooked, frozen, and microwaved. It might affect sales if the customer realizes that they can pick up some frozen pancakes in the freezer section of the supermarket and put them in the microwave for a very short time, and voila, they have the same basic thing that they are buying at McDonalds. Of course, McDonalds has the human laziness on their side....it is a lot more trouble to get some pancakes out of the freezer and microwave them at home when they can just drive through drive-thru and get them without even getting out of their car.

I could write more about McDonalds, but I have 3 burgers waiting for me that Mommy picked up for me when she dropped Jeff off at work. I think it is time for me to get off the computer and go and eat my burgers. By the way, my burgers are plain. This dog does not need mac sauce. I like my burgers without all the extras.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Enjoys Hamburgers)

Royal Underwear Hats

Today's blog is about something that is near and dear to everyone's hearts. I know it is to mine. It seems that my pal, the Queen Lady (Queen Elizabeth II) has "demoted" Kate Middleton. The Queen has now issued the "curtsy rules". Now, Kate has to bow before blood Princesses, but only if William is not present. If he is present, they have to curtsy to her. I'm so glad that this situation has been solved. Just how awkward would it be to meet someone and not know who is supposed to be curtsying! I did not see the royal dogs listed so I am going to assume that all the humans have to curtsy to them. After all, they are dogs so they are more important than the royal humans. I have to admit that none of us dogs really worry about who has to curtsy to whom. I think this is the major problem with the humans....they worry about things like curtsying. With all the problems in the world, the English royalty are issuing curtsy rules. What is next? Will the Queen tell Kate she can't wear that cool underwear hat she ordered from Hanes? By the way, I checked with some fashion gurus, and they say that men's underwear are the hats to go for. They said women's underwear does not make as funny a hat as does men's so I am giving the advice of experts on my blog. You didn't think I would write a blog without discussing these things with the experts, did you? I am hoping that the entire royal family will wear underwear hats at the same time because it sends that message to their subjects: "yes, we are as crazy as you thought we were". I'm sure that makes the British people rest easier at night knowing that their royalty is wearing the underware hats proudly.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dogs are The Only Ones Deserving of Royal Treatment)

Movie Review: Ted

Today I am going to write a movie review of the new movie just recently released, Ted. This movie, done by Seth McFarlane who is also known for the television show, Family Guy, is a movie that made this dog laugh and laugh. For those who are offended by bad lauguage or slightly raunchy humor, do not attend this movie, but for everyone else, the movie is very funny. The movie is about a man who, as a boy, got a teddy bear for Christmas, and thanks to a magical Christmas wish, the bear came to life. He and the bear grew up together, and are very close friends. This relationship becomes complicated when the human grows up to get a girlfriend. The girlfriend is surprisingly okay with the bear at first, but later on, she give him the ultimatum: the bear or me. This movie is all about choices and bears and plush toys, and I personally enjoyed it very much! I give this movie 4 paws up, a tail wag, kisses, some dingo bones, and milkbones. It is a 10 out of 10 on the human movie scale. I hope that, if you have a teddy bear that is alive at your house, that he will be as entertaining as Ted was in this movie!

Demon Flash Bandiit (Movie Review: Ted)

Dogsworth McFreedom

Since today is Independence Day in the United States, I am going to share a link about a video game in which Dogsworth McFreedom (George Washington's dog) helps in the fight for freedom--at least I think that is what he is doing. I'm not really much of a video game player. I don't think the video game manufacturers make those games with us dogs in mind which is silly since we could be a major market for them. It is nice to see a game involving freedom and independence--and some of us dogs were beginning to think that holidays were just about sales at the stores. They do tend to have sales because of holidays. I suspect that they make up holidays in which to have a sale about. I'm still not believing that there is a bird appreciation holiday. That is just insane since birds are evil! Here is the link:
http://www.siliconera.com/2012/07/04/the-perfect-independence-day-game-stars-george-washingtons-dog/

Demon Flash Bandit (Sharing Link)

Movie Review: Spiderman

Today I am going to write a movie review of Spiderman which I went to see at midnight along with a bunch of humans who, evidently don't have anything better to do at night than go to the theatre. Other dogs had the good sense to stay home and sleep! I had no problems with the other 3 Spiderman movies and saw no real need to reboot this franchise, but the studios, instead of coming up with something new like to re-do movies that they have already made. The movie was good, but one part did bother me a bit. In the new movie, he was bit by a spider after entering an off limits area. It isn't that it was a bad idea except that I would hope that a tech company would have better security what they had in the movie. He watched a guy get in once, and then he was able to get into the area himself. I think my email account is harder to get into so I would hope that a company's vital secrets would be better protected. However, it was still a good movie--not better than the previous ones, but definitely okay. I have to admit, I expected it to be horrible so I was pleasantly surprised when it was okay. I give it 2 paws up which is about a 6 out of 10 on the human movie scale.

Demon Flash Bandit (Movie Reviewer)

When Deer Attack!

I have never thought of deer as being particularly mean animals, but I saw today that one had killed a human woman so I was looking through some Internet videos, and I am going to share one in which a deer attacks an innocent dog for no good reason. I can only assume that the deer are eating killer tomatoes (which has been the subject of several Hollywood movies in the past), or that some of them are on drugs. That is often what causes the humans to do violent things. Here is the video:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/overprotective-deer-attacks-dog
This kind of behavior is out of line and the deer should not be allowed to act as such. If they do not cease and desist this kind of attacks on dogs, then I say let the humans shoot them. Normally, I do not like to see them hunted, but if they can't behave properly in polite society, then they have brought it on themselves.

Demon Flash Bandit (Deer Should Not Attack a Dog)