Humans: Always Entertaining Us Dogs

Authorities in Prince George county, Maryland have installed speed cameras to help monitor the speeding situation in the area. However, the humans, who tend to like to go above the speed limit do not like the speed cameras and have started attacking the cameras. This has led the county to add security cameras to watch the speed cameras. I wonder when they will install security cameras to watch the security cameras. The human are a constant source of entertainment for us dogs. You never know what they will do next. I never thought that you would need to install cameras to protect cameras, but when the humans are involved, you never know what will happen. This still makes me wonder why humans are runnning the world. I might add, for those living in the United States, let's put a stop to that by voting for me, Demon Flash Bandit for President!

Demon Flash Bandit (Watching Humans Do Silly Things Is Entertaining)

Talkeetna Alaska Needs Dog Mayor--Not Stubbs the Cat

There is a town in Alaska that has a cat as the mayor. Talkeetna, which I think was the town in the movie Snow Dogs, has a cat named Stubbs as the mayor. Normally I would not mind a cat being the town's mayor except that this town is in Alaska, and as such, should have a dog as a mayor--preferably a Siberian Husky or an Alaskan Malamute. It is an insult to us sled dogs that a town that can use sled dogs has a cat running it. I have nothing against cats, but dogs do not like to be told what to do by a cat. It just is not natural for a cat to tell a dog what to do. If a cat wants to be the mayor of some town in California, I can see that, but you also don't see dogs pulling sleds in Los Angeles--at least not over snow and tundra. I think the people of Talkeetna need to have a recall and make sure a dog is put in as mayor. I would volunteer for the postition myself, but I am already running for President. Besides, I can't imagine my humans ever moving with me to Alaska. My Mommy complains about winter here in Michigan.

Demon Flash Bandit (Alaska Town Needs Dog Mayor)

Demon Flash Bandit for President!!!!

I have decided once again to put my paw into the presidential race. It seems appropriate since I'm a Siberian Husky and we like to run. Anyway, being a dog, I plan to run a nice campaign--not that I'm against mud-slinging. Of course, if they want to sling some mud at me, I'm okay with it. I've always found mud very enjoyable to play around with. Anyway, I found this on youtube about Romney strapping his dog to the roof of his car. I can't say I approve of such a practice. The dog should have been driving, and if someone needed to be strapped onto the roof, it could have been a human. I've heard a lot of them enjoy fresh air. Anyway, I am going to share the spoof with you showing Hitler and his concern for the dog. Considering Hitler was not one of the nicer men in history, it does not bode well for Romney that he does not approve. Here is the link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIDPtL5qT9A
If you want the world to be run better, quit trusting the humans, and give the job to a dog. We are far more intelligent than the humans, and we are honest. Remember, for those of you in the United States, vote Demon Flash Bandit for President. I already have a lot of dogs who have said they will vote for me.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog for President)

Pet Tax Deductions

Several days ago I wrote about possibly winning the mega millions lottery which I did buy a ticket for and did not win. Who would have expected that outcome? Anyway, I was writing about how I should not have to pay taxes on a winning lottery number since I'm a dog and a dog does not qualify for government benefits nor can we be declared as dependents on our humans taxes. (This is for the United States-other countries might be more progressive with dogs). Today I did see that congress is considering allowing the humans to declare the money they spend on their pets as tax deductions. I doubt that it will pass, but I think it is time for the humans and all us dogs to start a letter writing campaign. I bet the politicians haven't stopped to think that many dogs don't bother to vote so I think the humans had better step back and let us dogs be heard. Then maybe they would get our votes. There are dogs running cities, and I'm thinking about running for President. If you ask me, we dogs couldn't do any worse running things than the humans anyway. Here is more information on the subject:
http://money.msn.com/tax-tips/post.aspx?post=5cf66966-07f6-4eae-bf0f-09bceeb94824

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Wants to be a Tax Deduction)

Hank the Cat: Running for Senate Seat in Virginia

Since all the candidates who are planning to run for major offices in the United States government are beginning to do some campaigning, I have learned that political commercials on television are a fact of life until it is over. I have yet to see one that really got me excited until today. Hank is running for a senate seat in the state of Virginia. I know a lot of people run for senate, but the unusual thing about Hank is that Hank is a cat. I'm sure a dog would do a much better job, but I think the cat will still do a splendid job over that of a human. I do not live in Virginia so I can't vote for Hank, but he would have my vote if I lived there. Finally, someone who deserves to be a senator! I would also prefer to have a cat in the senate because I am thinking of running for President. I have not fully decided yet, but I think maybe the humans need the logical thinking of a dog in the White House. Here is the web address so you can read all about Hank the Cat yourself.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/27/hank-for-senate-campaign-virginia_n_1305035.html
I am also following Hank on Twitter. For those of you who are wondering how to follow me on twitter, my name on there is demonflashhusky.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Would Vote for Cat as Senator)

Demon Flash Bandit For President!!!!!

Today the Senate did not pass Obama's jobs plan. I just read what some of the news commentators were saying so it is time for a dog to weigh in with what I think. I think the humans don't want to fix the economy because, politically, it is better for the Republicans if it stays bad until after the election. This dog also really does not care what they think about the economy because the economy was in a mess under George W. so I fail to see how they can come up with any brilliant plans to fix it. It seems to me that they are just watching out for their wealthy friends to make sure they keep their tax cuts. I happen to think that the people who are elected should be watching out for the people who voted for them--not the people who give them large contributions. I think it is ridiculous to let people who are hurting go several years without help because they want to make sure they get re-elected. If you ask this dog, the humans don't make any sense anyway. The voters deliberately put people in office that they know are in opposition to each other, and then wonder why they can never work together to get anything done. This is why the humans "get what they deserve" when it comes to government. If it were up to me, every human who voted against trying to get people jobs would be put out of office--I don't care about their political affiliation. I think caring about people should trump politics. This is why I will probably run for President in 2012. I don't really want to do it, but it is about time the country has a dog running it.

Demon Flash Bandit (Possible Presidential Candidate)