Humans: Always Entertaining Us Dogs

Authorities in Prince George county, Maryland have installed speed cameras to help monitor the speeding situation in the area. However, the humans, who tend to like to go above the speed limit do not like the speed cameras and have started attacking the cameras. This has led the county to add security cameras to watch the speed cameras. I wonder when they will install security cameras to watch the security cameras. The human are a constant source of entertainment for us dogs. You never know what they will do next. I never thought that you would need to install cameras to protect cameras, but when the humans are involved, you never know what will happen. This still makes me wonder why humans are runnning the world. I might add, for those living in the United States, let's put a stop to that by voting for me, Demon Flash Bandit for President!

Demon Flash Bandit (Watching Humans Do Silly Things Is Entertaining)

Aliens Shooting Down Evil Birds in Maryland!

In the past, I have written blogs about space aliens coming to Earth, but today I discovered an article in the Weekly World News that makes this dog feel good about the aliens. This article is about UFOs shooting down birds in Maryland. As a dog who has warned the humans many times about birds and their evil plot to take over the planet, it made this dog feel good to see that the birds are not fooling the aliens any, and the aliens are taking action against the evil birds. The humans may not be intelligent enough to see through the birds evil plans, but thankfully, the aliens are an advanced civilization that understand that birds need to die. Obviously, these are good aliens who are watching out for us "Earthlings" because they know that the human Earthlings don't have enough sense to watch out for themselves. I'd like to thank the aliens for getting rid of so many annoying birds. We dogs appreciate your efforts. For those who would like to read the article in the Weekly World News, here is the link:
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/44153/ufo-shoots-down-birds-over-maryland/

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Knows That Birds are Evil!)

Miracle Toaster

Until recently, if you wanted your bread to have a religious person on it like Jesus, Mary, or Conan O'Brian ( he is the Irish Saint of leprechauns), you had to wait for a piece of toast to pop out of the toaster with the image of the person on it. Now, thanks to the Daily Bread Toaster Company, you can buy a toaster for only $39.95 that will give you the image of Jesus burned into your toast each and every time. For those of you who are interested in this product, and yes, I am not making it up, you can check it out for yourself at http://www.jesustoasters.com/ I think this bread will give a whole new meaning to the Lord's supper--and this dog does not want to even think about that. Call me crazy, but I will not be ordering this toaster. I think it is creepy to eat bread that looks like Jesus. I know I'm probably not the only one who feels this way. For those of you who want the toaster, go ahead and order it, but I think I will keep the toaster I have and eat toast that looks like toast. I can only hope that Burger King does not order a bun toaster that does this. I don't need Jesus' image on my Whoppers.



Demon Flash Bandit (Not a Fan of the New Religious Toaster)

Bear Bear---The Policeman Who Killed him is Low Life Scum!!!!!!!

Today's blog is about a very sad subject--the shooting of Bear Bear, a 3 year old Siberian Husky at a dog park in Maryland. It seems an off duty federal police officer entered the park with his German Shepherd, Asia, on a leash. Bear Bear went over to play with Asia. (It makes this dog wonder--isn't the purpose of a dog park to let your dog run off leash so why was Asia on a leash?) and the dogs started playing. The policeman, whose name was withheld, decided to get out his gun and shoot Bear Bear because he thought they were fighting, who died from the wounds. I have no idea why a policeman would think it is a good idea to shoot in a public place with other dogs and humans around. The local police were going to sweep the whole event under the proverbial rug until the story got into the media and Internet, and they got so many calls of protest about it. The following day, they announced that there will be an investigation. This bothers me because how can you trust them to do an honest investigation when they were so quick to hush the whole thing up and pat the fellow officer on the back? This is the problem with the police. There are many good police officers, but the job also attracts a group who are scum who want power. They think that if they carry a gun and have other police back them up no matter what they do, they are above the law. This makes the good officers look bad by association. Personally, I think the good officers should quit sticking up for them, and let them face the consequences of their actions. I would like to know why the off duty policeman had to bring his own gun to the dog park and why did he have it loaded with hollow bullets? Why did he feel that the only way to deal with the situation was to start shooting. It sounds like this man has some serious mental issues, and should be relieved of his job and his gun and never be allowed to carry a gun again. I hope Asia is taken away from him. My theory is that if you could ask Asia, Asia would tell you that he is a worthless piece of scum!!!! I have made it my mission to make sure this piece of garbage gets what he deserves. I will update this situation in my blog as it develops, and I hope that my readers will let as many people as they can know what happened to Bear Bear. Even if the "system" lets him get by with it, that does not mean that regular people can't ostracize him and let him know how it feels to be lower than a possum on the popularity scale. I can only add that I think all us dogs will be praying that the Big Guy makes sure Bear Bear gets justice.
Demon Flash Bandit (Demanding Justice for Bear Bear)