Sunday, January 22, 2017

Farewell Gabe

Gabe, the cute dog who has shared his talent with us on the Internet has crossed over the rainbow  bridge.  I am sad to see him go.  I  miss his delightful videos. God needed his bark in the heavenly choir.   RIP sweet puppy.

I am sharing one of his videos:

Demon Flash Bandit ( Sad Dog)

Friday, January 20, 2017


Some humans, in an effort to be like a car,like to wear roller skates or they stand on a skateboard.  Both items have wheels like a car. I suppose the humans can't get to where they are going fast enough.  I thought a dog would not be in such a hurry, but I was wrong.  Some dogs do like to get where they are going faster than paws alone.  This dog will stick with my four paws. I am sharing a link that shows a skating dog.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Mother Hubbard's Neglected Dog

Old mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to get her dog a bone when she got there, the cupboard was bare
So poor little doggie got none.

The poem is a nursery rhyme which is told to small children.   Personally. I hate this poem and feel it is unsuitable for children's impressionable ears.  How could a mother not have bones for her dog?  That behavior is unforgivable.  Why were there no bones?  Did mother Hubbard eat them herself?  Did she party away the bone money?  Is she too cheap to buy bones?  Is she an abusive mother who needs to be reported for starving her dog?  Did a "cat" burglar break in to steal the bones?  Did a UFO beam the bones into the space ship?  Did she simply forget to buy bones?  If she forgot, that would be the worst reason.  How can you forget your dog?

According to the Internet, the poem Is anout King Henry VIII,  Cardinal Wolsey, and the divorce from Catherine of Aragon.  Of course, the Internet says birds make good pets so it gives lots of bogus information.  The poem makes no mention of a king, a cardinal, and a divorce.  I will add that, there was no shortage of bones in the reign of  Henry VIII.   He kept the executioners busy getting rid of his wives.  Cardinal Wolsey received the same fate. If you lived during that time, the best way to survive is not to meet the king.

 In concludsion, Mother Hubbard should have had a cat instead of a dog.  I also think the company that makes Mother Hubbard dog treats should have a different name.  Why associate your company with with a dog owner who neglects her dog?

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog)

Monday, January 16, 2017

Donald Trump Tweets

I apologize that I have missed writing for a couple of days.  My humom had to visit the hospital.  They didn't keep her.  They gave her antibiotics and said she is sick.  I could have told them she was sick, and I didn't charge for my diagnosis.

Today I am going to discuss politics so if the subject bothers you, close your eyes.  It has come to my attention that Donald Trump tweets his thougjhts all the time.  Donald Trump is the human who will be president because the humans are bad in math. He did not get the most votes.  Anybone, birds tweet, and Twitter lets  the humans tweet, and its trademark is a bird.  These facts come to my attention so I did some research.  The research caused me to come to the conclusion that Donald Trump  is a big bird.  He is orange, has feathers on his head, little hands like claws, and he tweets.  The humans need to remove him from service.  I am not a bird lawyer.   I am quite sure that a bird can't be president.  I am also sure that putting a bird into a high office is part of their plan to take over the world.  Birds cannot be trusted.

Demon Flash Bandit (Concern Citizen and Dog)

Thursday, January 12, 2017

I Love Roast Beast

Today the doorbell rang, and it was a food delivery from Jimmie Johns.  My humans ordered roast beef sandwiches, and they did not include sandwiches for Angel and me!  Dogs like sandwiches too.  I thought I had my humans better  trained.  I was upset until the humans fed me roast beast.  Humom knows I like meat and not bread.  I am a good trainer and humom is a good human.

Demon Flash Bandit

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Scarlett Johanson is Afraid of Birds

Scarlett Johanson has an irrational  fear of birds according to Internet sources.   I feel it necessary to say that a fear of birds is not an irrational fear.  It is a very sensible fear.  If more humans realized that birds are plotting to take over the world, maybe they could be stopped.   The planet would be a better place without birds.

Demon Flash Bandit

Monday, January 9, 2017

Health Concern

It is nice to discover that the new presidential  administration is watching out for the health if its citizens.  Of course, the concern does not involve Obamacare or health care in general.  That would be too logical for the new group.  Donald  Trump Jr is working to make it easier and cheaper to get gun silencers.  He is concerned about the possible damage that can be done to human ears when a gun goes off.  I know that can be a problem.  However, when a gun goes off, I am never overly concerned about hearing damage because guns usually cause so many other more serious problems.  I guess I will never understand why the humans like their guns so much.

Demon Flash Bandit (Political Observer Dog)