Monday, July 3, 2017

Offensive Twitter Post

Although I did run for president, and we huskies are excellent rummers.  I try not to write about politics, but some days it is impossible to avoid the subject.  Besides, I am still annoyed that No Name cheated me out of my job.   No name  has posted a video of him wrestling with a human  CNN.  Really???  He is suggesting that it is okay to violently attack a reporter!  His staff should give him a rawhide bone to chew, take the computer out of his paws, and lay him in his doggy bed.  The puppy obviously needs a nap.  He should not be allowed near a computer.  Humom and I have Twitter accounts, but we seldom use them.    It has a bird as a mascot.  I am sure my regular readers know that I don't trust birds.    This world would be a better place if dogs ran the world.  Even Angel Zoom Smokey treats other humans nicer than she treats me.  She said the humans don't eat her donut holes.
 I have one fact to add.  My campaign slogan was Leading the Pact.  No name's slogan was Making America Great Again.
America is s great country, but it is the people that made it great - not the president.

Demon Flash Bamdit

Sunday, July 2, 2017

Facebook: A Dog's Opinion

I meant to write yesterday, but humom was sick when she got home from dialysis.  She slept most of the day.  I won't wake her because she needed to sleep, and I am a good boy who loves my humom.  Now I can inform my many readers what I am thinking about today.  If a dog hasn't bothered to read their human friends status on Facebook   I will share a couple.  The names have been changed to protect the stupid.

Human 1   I am at the Walmart and I can't decide whether  to buy an orange shirt or the red shirt,  I will be wandering around the store all day.  .  Let me know what you think.
She bought the purple one.

Human 2. I rented a do it yourself septic cleaning truck.  It did not go well.  I recommend hiring a professional to do the job.
Did his friends need to read that status?  I was disgusted and, keep in mind, I am a dog.  I hope they didn't share photos.  Oh no, I wrote too soon.  They just poztrf photos.  Time to get off Facebook?

One day I was visiting George the Gator in  Florida, and he was on Facebook, but he called in a menu.

Yesterday Angel attacked me for no reason.  The humans gave each of us a donut hole and it was delicious.  Angel didn't eat hers  so I ate it.  She did not need to attack me.  The humans would have given her another one.  Angel suffers from  narcisistic bitch disorder.  I have to live with it because the humans have not taken her to a psychiatrist.

Demon Flash Bandit