Sunday, July 2, 2017

Facebook: A Dog's Opinion

I meant to write yesterday, but humom was sick when she got home from dialysis.  She slept most of the day.  I won't wake her because she needed to sleep, and I am a good boy who loves my humom.  Now I can inform my many readers what I am thinking about today.  If a dog hasn't bothered to read their human friends status on Facebook   I will share a couple.  The names have been changed to protect the stupid.

Human 1   I am at the Walmart and I can't decide whether  to buy an orange shirt or the red shirt,  I will be wandering around the store all day.  .  Let me know what you think.
She bought the purple one.

Human 2. I rented a do it yourself septic cleaning truck.  It did not go well.  I recommend hiring a professional to do the job.
Did his friends need to read that status?  I was disgusted and, keep in mind, I am a dog.  I hope they didn't share photos.  Oh no, I wrote too soon.  They just poztrf photos.  Time to get off Facebook?

One day I was visiting George the Gator in  Florida, and he was on Facebook, but he called in a menu.

Yesterday Angel attacked me for no reason.  The humans gave each of us a donut hole and it was delicious.  Angel didn't eat hers  so I ate it.  She did not need to attack me.  The humans would have given her another one.  Angel suffers from  narcisistic bitch disorder.  I have to live with it because the humans have not taken her to a psychiatrist.

Demon Flash Bandit




2 comments:

  1. Crikey Demon .... poor you!! I hope Angel didn't beat you up too much. I hope your humom's feeling better today.

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  2. Sending truckload of POTP for your Humom.

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