I meant to write yesterday, but humom was sick when she got home from dialysis. She slept most of the day. I won't wake her because she needed to sleep, and I am a good boy who loves my humom. Now I can inform my many readers what I am thinking about today. If a dog hasn't bothered to read their human friends status on Facebook I will share a couple. The names have been changed to protect the stupid.
Human 1 I am at the Walmart and I can't decide whether to buy an orange shirt or the red shirt, I will be wandering around the store all day. . Let me know what you think.
She bought the purple one.
Human 2. I rented a do it yourself septic cleaning truck. It did not go well. I recommend hiring a professional to do the job.
Did his friends need to read that status? I was disgusted and, keep in mind, I am a dog. I hope they didn't share photos. Oh no, I wrote too soon. They just poztrf photos. Time to get off Facebook?
One day I was visiting George the Gator in Florida, and he was on Facebook, but he called in a menu.
Yesterday Angel attacked me for no reason. The humans gave each of us a donut hole and it was delicious. Angel didn't eat hers so I ate it. She did not need to attack me. The humans would have given her another one. Angel suffers from narcisistic bitch disorder. I have to live with it because the humans have not taken her to a psychiatrist.
Demon Flash Bandit