Until recently, if you wanted your bread to have a religious person on it like Jesus, Mary, or Conan O'Brian ( he is the Irish Saint of leprechauns), you had to wait for a piece of toast to pop out of the toaster with the image of the person on it. Now, thanks to the Daily Bread Toaster Company, you can buy a toaster for only $39.95 that will give you the image of Jesus burned into your toast each and every time. For those of you who are interested in this product, and yes, I am not making it up, you can check it out for yourself at http://www.jesustoasters.com/ I think this bread will give a whole new meaning to the Lord's supper--and this dog does not want to even think about that. Call me crazy, but I will not be ordering this toaster. I think it is creepy to eat bread that looks like Jesus. I know I'm probably not the only one who feels this way. For those of you who want the toaster, go ahead and order it, but I think I will keep the toaster I have and eat toast that looks like toast. I can only hope that Burger King does not order a bun toaster that does this. I don't need Jesus' image on my Whoppers.
Demon Flash Bandit (Not a Fan of the New Religious Toaster)