A Civil War cemetery in which veterans are buried in New York has been having a problem with United States flags being stolen from the graves. A camera was set up to find the culprit (or culprits) and it turned out that groundhogs have been stealing the flags from the graves. I can only assume that they are very patriotic groundhogs. Perhaps they are trying to get some attention that they usually only get on Ground Hog's Day (February 2), but I think that this problem could be easily solved if dogs were put on guard duty. We dogs would enjoy chasing them down, and I suspect that the ground hogs wouldn't be so quick to steal flags if they see a dog protecting the cemetery. I know a lot of dogs who would volunteer for this job particularly if they get to eat any ground hogs they catch! I hope that the local authorities have the good sense to think of dogs in this situation. We are always helping the humans! Chasing after ground hogs would just be a bonus!
Demon Flash Bandit (Guard Dog)