I was glancing through the mail that came to my humans today (a dog has to keep up with what is going on in the house), and there was a brochure that said, "the wrong people are cleaning your house". As one of the family dogs responsible for guarding the homestead, I was a bit upset. Who are these unauthorized people who are coming in here to clean the house? Why have I not observed them when they are cleaning? Are they sneaking in to clean during my naps? These are questions that a dog does not like to have to ask! Angel Zoom Smokey (the other family dog) and myself do not like strangers coming in to clean. We don't like it when our humans clean, and we don't want any unfriendly vacuum cleaners entering our domain. Now this dog is going to have to spend my valuable time that could be better spent napping in trying to track down these cleaning desperados who are breaking into the house to clean it. A dog's work is never done!!!!
Demon Flash Bandit (Working Dog)