Today's blog is the story of a heroic dog named Toto. Toto lived with his uncle and aunt in a farm in Kansas until one day a tornado hit, and he was transported to a magical land over the rainbow. This land was filled with dogs and was a very happy place except for some evil witch birds. Toto's house landed on the wicked bird witch of the East and the rest of the time in this land, he had to deal with her evil sister, the wicked witch bird of the West. Toto wanted to get home to his family. The chihuahuas who met him when he landed told him he should see the Wizard, who could find a magical way to get him home. They told him to follow the Dingo Bone Road. He set out to find the Wizard, and along the way he ended up with some travelling companions. He met the Scarecrow--the bird that needed a brain (like that isn't true of all birds). He met the robot dog who needed a heart, and the cowardly cat who needed courage. They went along the road singing this song:
We're off to see the Wizard, the Wizard who is a dog.
He really is a wizacle dog if ever a wizard dog there was.
Because of the wonderful things he does, the wizard of dog is a dog because
Because of the wonderful dog he is.
We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful wizard whose a dog!
Despite being a prisoner of the evil witch bird of the West for a short time, they made it to the Wizard, and all their dreams came true. What else would you expect? The wizard was a dog--not a stupid human who would make them face the Wicked Bird Witch of the West for a broom.
Demon Flash Bandit (Telling the Story of the Wizard of Dog)