Dogsworth McFreedom

Since today is Independence Day in the United States, I am going to share a link about a video game in which Dogsworth McFreedom (George Washington's dog) helps in the fight for freedom--at least I think that is what he is doing. I'm not really much of a video game player. I don't think the video game manufacturers make those games with us dogs in mind which is silly since we could be a major market for them. It is nice to see a game involving freedom and independence--and some of us dogs were beginning to think that holidays were just about sales at the stores. They do tend to have sales because of holidays. I suspect that they make up holidays in which to have a sale about. I'm still not believing that there is a bird appreciation holiday. That is just insane since birds are evil! Here is the link:
http://www.siliconera.com/2012/07/04/the-perfect-independence-day-game-stars-george-washingtons-dog/

Demon Flash Bandit (Sharing Link)

Major Airline Owned By Dog!

Once upon a time, there lived a dog who was adorable, sweet, and intelligent. All the humans loved him (this is beginning to sound like my story, but it happened a long time ago). The dog's name was Rover, and Rover had a special talent that few dogs possess. He could fix cars. Yes, Rover was an auto mechanic. Every engine that he worked on purred--not like a cat, mind you, but the way an engine is supposed to purr. Then one day, Rover was working on a car and he got an idea. He put wings on the car, and turned it into an "airplane". He was so happy with his new invention that he gave up his job as a mechanic to manufacture airplanes. This is how he became a successful airplane manufacturer and the owner of a major airline---Rover Roves. I'm sure everyone has heard of it because they fly all over the world. It does a dog good to see another dog who is so successful!

Demon Flash Bandit (Sharing Rover's Story)

Demon Flash Bandit in 3-D

My humans take my photo with their digital camera and post it on my various sites. The photos of me look okay, but with the advent of 3-D technology, I have been concerned that my viewers are only seeing me in 2-D. Therefore, I told my humans that they need to buy a new camera that will take my photos and that of Angel Zoom Smokey in 3-D so that our viewers can get the real "dog experience". Hollywood has filmed a bird movie (Rio) in 3-D and I won't even tell you my opinion of making a movie about birds. It was supposed to be a family movie, but even Hitchcock knew that if the movie involved birds, it is going to be a horror movie. I know I was too scared to even watch Rio. I think it is horrible for birds to be depicted as sweet, cute creatures. I'm quite sure that Rio must have been written and produced by birds to fool the humans. However, this blog is not about birds or bird movies, it is about seeing me in 3-D which I'm sure all my fans--which I'm quite sure must number in the millions-want. In fact, I'm amazed that one of the camera manufacturers hasn't sent me a 3-D camera free, but I can only assume it is because they don't know my address. In addition to my concern that my viewers aren't seeing me in 3-D, I'm not quite sure what 3-D actually is. I've asked other dogs and they have no idea either. I would ask the humans, but if a dog doesn't know, you know the humans will have no clue to the answer. I'm wondering if the people who see me in person are seeing me in 3-D. I think 3-D stands for 3-Dogs. I can't think of anything better for it to stand for. I suppose that means that whenever a photo is made, 3 dogs are added to the photo. No wonder all the studios are anxious to make movies in 3-D. Having 3 dogs added can only improve a movie!!! Everyone knows that!!!!

Demon Flash Bandit (3-Dog Technology)