Doggielove: The Movie

Over the weekend, a new movie, The Oogieloves, which set box office, records came out. The records were for the worst money making movie ever. I saw the trailer for this movie at one of the movies I recently attended, and I was amazed that it ever made it to the big screen at all. I had no interest in attending the movie nor did I have any interest in ever seeing the movie. However, if I were 3 years old, I might have really liked the movie. This is a movie that should have been released directly to video since most toddlers don't have the attention span to sit in a theatre and watch a movie. This annoys me since Hollywood can spend a lot of money to make movies geared at human puppies, but what about the dog demographics? We watch televsion and movies too, and the humans never make any dog oriented movies. Hotel for Dogs was a great movie and a step in the right direction, but I'm sure it was made with humans in mind. I would like to see a movie that is really for us dogs. Perhaps videos of trees, other dogs, and animals we could chase. If they could quit focusing on 3D, and make a smell-and--vision camera, it would truly be great for us dogs! The first movie should be called Doggielove since, for the most part, the humans love us! For those who want to read more about the Oogielove movie, here is the link:
http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/09/02/oogieloves-big-balloon-adventure-worst-box-office-debut-flop/

Demon Flash Bandit (Hollywood Should Make Dog-Centric Movies)

Prometheus Parody

I'm sorry I haven't written in a couple of days. When you have to depend on the humans to do your typing for you, it is only natural that they will, on occasion, not get things done. I guess if I want to make sure that the blog is written each and EVERY day, I will have to start typing it with my own 4 paws.

In my blog written on Friday, June 22,2012, I did a movie review of the movie Prometheus. I have found a parody which explains why so many of the scientists kept doing such stupid things. I just assumed it is because they were humans, but this video explains why they were taught to do such stupid things. Here is the link:
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/rorschachsrants/news/?a=62296

If you have already seen the movie, the parody will explain a lot, and if you haven't seen the movie yet, I think you will enjoy the parody anyway. I hope all my readers are having cooler weather than we are having around here. It is way too hot for my taste here today!

Demon Flash Bandit (Sharing Video Parody)

Betrayed by my Own Tail

I have been staying awake for the past couple of days fussing at Angel Zoom Smokey. Why? Because some dog has to do it. Anyway, I do not appreciate the humans making fun of me. I was so tired from staying awake that I was walking through the room, and I felt my tail, and it freaked me out. I didn't realize it was my tail at first and I thought I was being attacked by some tail type space alien. I admit, when I realized it was my own tail, I did fell a little silly, but it can happen to any dog who is really, really tired. I'm just glad the humans didn't get it on video because I wouldn't want to see myself acting silly going viral on youtube.com. I have a reputation to uphold!

It is actually a bit cooler today so maybe that talk with Mother Nature did some good. Sometimes you have to walk softly and carry a large gun so that she knows you mean business. Until then, she was sending us August type heat, and we huskies do not appreciate August heat. We don't even like June type heat.

I want to send out a thank you to all my readers in Russia. It was a pleasant surprise to see so many readers from there, and I appreciate you taking the time to read. It isn't like I'm writing this in Russian so I know it is harder for you to read than for the people in the United States.

I will be back tomorrow...some dog time (okay maybe not exactly the same time)...same dog blog.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Blogger)

Let's Watch the Bacon Show!

Imagine my happiness when I found a video of a cool new machine that uses 3D technology to cut bacon into perfect strips. It isn't that I really care what shape my bacon is--it could be star shaped for all I care as long as it is bacon, I will eat it. However, the thing I like about the video is that I can watch a huge slab of bacon being cut into smaller pieces. Personally, I could skip slicing it and just go for the huge slab, but I do enjoy watching bacon. I'm surprised bacon has not been offered its own television show. I know all us dogs would tune in, and it has to be better than Jersey Shore or Teen Mom, or any of the other stupid reality shows that the networks are running. There are a couple that I enjoy (like Pawn Stars), but I have yet to see any interesting dog related items being brought in to sell. The things the humans think are valuable is beyond me....if I were running a pawn shop, I would be looking for dog toys and bones. I could care less about the art and other assorted garbage the humans bring in there. But I need to get back to the subject, and that subject is bacon, bacon, and more bacon. If I were a network executive, I would sign that slab of bacon up for its own show. Of course, if the network executives knew what they were doing, there would be a Demon Flash Bandit Show. Anyway, here is the link for those of you who want to watch the only bacon show on television at the moment.
http://now.msn.com/money/0616-bacon-machine.aspx

Write the networks and tell them you want bacon to have its own show that you would most definitely watch. While you are writing, be sure and tell them to sign me up for my own show too. I might even let Angel Zoom Smokey make a guest appearance if she is good, and does what I tell her to do. By the way, my dogster diary today discusses a topic that is important to every dog whose human bathes them: a kid in Texas was given a forced bath, and his parents are suing the school system. My diary is on http://www.dogster.com/ I have a page on there with my diary that I write about as often as I write this blog. I do think this diary is a must-read for dogs! I hope everyone is having a nice--bath free weekend!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Wants to Watch the Bacon Show)

Mowing and Landscaping Crocodile Elvis!

I have a web address to share with my readers today involving a crocodile named Elvis in Australia. Elvis is an enterprising crocodile who plans to start his own lawn service. This is why he needed to drag a lawn mower into his lagoon. I hope his new business does well, and I think he has chosen wisely because, to my knowledge, there are no crocodiles running lawn services or doing landscaping or gardening. Besides, if he goes up to a human's door to ask if they want to use his lawn service, after one look at his teeth, my guess is that most of the humans would hire him. I know I would. I have some good teeth, but my teeth still aren't quite as big and powerful as the ones on a crocodile. If he would be willing to dress up as an Elvis impersonator while he mows, he could probably make a fortune. There are lots of Elvis impersonaltors, but I don't think there is one crocodile Elvis impersonator. My personal congratulations to this enterprising reptile. I hope his new business does well!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Approves of Crocodile's New Business Plan)

Dogs Love Bacon!

Today I am going to share a video from youtube that shows some dogs who really love bacon. Since I happen to be very fond of bacon myself, I can identify with these dogs. Here is the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgmPc4t6oUM
I don't think I have ever met a dog who didn't love bacon. It is one of the worlds tastiest foods so if you want to make a dog happy, offer him or her some bacon. They will love you for it!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Bacon)