Candy Corn: A Delicious Vegetable

My blog today is a public service to the humans to let them know that vegetables are good for you, and some of them are quite delicious. For example, yesterday I had some Easter pastel candy corns. These are delicious little sugar snacks that are both vegetables and candy. I know I could eat these veggies everyday, and never feel like I am eating health food. I know they have to be healthy because I've heard the nutritionists say that vegetables are healthy. This means that a dog (or human) can eat candy corn and be eating a nutritious and tasty item. I think they should be added to the dog food. I think dogs would eat their food better if it was chicken and candy corn flavor. Those little corns can make a dog enjoy their dinner! Remember, buy them and eat them with every meal. You'll be taking a step toward a healthier life!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Candy Corn)

Modern Farming

Is it time for another blog already? These blogs are really eating into a dog's nap time. Today I am going to cover a serious topic since a dog sometimes has to use a blog to educate the humans. Today I am going to discuss farming, which is a good profession to hold because I have yet to meet a dog who doesn't like to eat. However, I have no idea why the farmers are always planting vegetables, of which I (and most other dogs) are not overly fond. Why not plant things we like? For example, dogs enjoy meat such as: chicken, steak, and hamburgers. Since these items cost more, you would think that the humans, even with their limited ability to understand complicated concepts would realize that it is smarter to plant the more expensive items like meat. If they planted meat, then perhaps they could dig a drive thru in the garden so they could just drive up and get the meat they want instead of having to harvest the crops the way they do now. This method of harvesting would make farming much easier. In fact, this is one reason that virtual farming is so much more popular than actual farming....the Internet makes it easier. I hope farmers will eventually learn to do things the easy way as I have suggested. It is a shame they have to work so hard now, and all they get is stupid vegetables!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Farming)

My Gardening Ideas

Many of the humans are busy with their gardens at this time of year, and I suppose if that makes them happy, it is okay with this dog. However, I am not a dog who likes vegetables. I don't think veggies even deserve their own food group. I prefer meat. This brings me to the point of this blog. This dog does not understand why the humans waste so much valuable time planting veggies when they could be planting meat. If gardens grew meat instead of vegetables, rabbits would not be a problem since rabbits prefer salads. This dog would love to see fields of beef, chicken, pork, and salmon growing. The salmon, like rice, would need to be covered in water. Combination planting could be done. You could plant spaghetti noodles, tomatoes, beef, and spices like oregano in one spot, and harvest them into one pan and cook together. What a time saver that would be!!!! I wonder why the humans haven't thought of this before. I think it takes a dog to think of things like this. We have inventive minds, and we have plenty of time to think of things while we are napping or pretending to nap. By the way, in addition to meat, cheese would be a nice thing to plant, and so would candy. If the humans would grow candy, it would be easier for a dog to get rather than having to climb on a chair and open the cabinet. In fact, if I could grow my own Burger King, I would be a happy dog. I wouldn't mind going out everyday to harvest all the tasty burgers from my Burger King bushes. I think I will plant a money tree and see how that works out. I could harvest the money and go and buy my own toys and treats. That would be so cool for a dog!

Demon Flash Bandit (Better Gardening Ideas)