National Cheeseburger Day

Today is National Cheeseburger Day! For those of you who are wondering how I celebrated the day, I celebrated it by eating 3 double cheesburgers from McDonalds. They were delicious, and I think tomorrow should be National Steak Day so that a dog can have a steak. It is always important to celebrate food days by having the food that is being celebrated, and this dog feels it necessary to do what is expected of a dog. This is why I eat the foods on their days. I wonder--when is it going to be bacon day! I love bacon!!!

Demon Flash Bandit (Celebrating National Cheeseburger Day)

Modern Farming

Is it time for another blog already? These blogs are really eating into a dog's nap time. Today I am going to cover a serious topic since a dog sometimes has to use a blog to educate the humans. Today I am going to discuss farming, which is a good profession to hold because I have yet to meet a dog who doesn't like to eat. However, I have no idea why the farmers are always planting vegetables, of which I (and most other dogs) are not overly fond. Why not plant things we like? For example, dogs enjoy meat such as: chicken, steak, and hamburgers. Since these items cost more, you would think that the humans, even with their limited ability to understand complicated concepts would realize that it is smarter to plant the more expensive items like meat. If they planted meat, then perhaps they could dig a drive thru in the garden so they could just drive up and get the meat they want instead of having to harvest the crops the way they do now. This method of harvesting would make farming much easier. In fact, this is one reason that virtual farming is so much more popular than actual farming....the Internet makes it easier. I hope farmers will eventually learn to do things the easy way as I have suggested. It is a shame they have to work so hard now, and all they get is stupid vegetables!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Farming)