Ultimate Human Tease

I decided to go into the kitchen and cook myself some food. I opened the refrigerator (okay, that is one door I have not yet conquered so I stuck my nose in when the humans opened it). What looks tasty, I asked myself? Then I saw it just sitting there in a package....BACON!!!! What could be better than a package of bacon? Yeah, two packages of bacon would be better. I got out the bacon, and then I cooked it and just before I ate it, I hunted the human who was in this video called Ultimate Dog Tease, and I did the same thing to him that he did to that wonderful dog. Here is the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
Yes, the bacon tasted even more delicious after I did that!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Bacon)

My Doghouse!

I've discovered that dogs live in different doghouses so I thought it might be interesting for my readers if I talk about my doghouse. My doghouse has 3 bedrooms-one of which is a room with a computer where I write my blogs, 2 bathrooms which I think are totally unnecessary since I don't like baths. There is a kitchen where sometimes Mommy does some cooking, but Daddy told me to avoid that room as much as possible--Daddy was a master at avoiding work! There is another room which which has a television and a couch, but I'm not really sure if it has a purpose since the humans hardly ever spend any time in there. There is also an attached 2 sled garage and a basement underneath the house which the humans can't get me to enter. Angel Zoom Smokey likes it down there--she says it is cooler than the regular house. I do share my doghouse with Angel Zoom Smokey although I think she would be much happier in one of those plastic igloo type doghouses outside. There is a big deck which can also be called a porch, but my humans never seem to spend any time out there. I am such a nice dog that I do allow my humans to live in the doghouse with me. I don't think they appreciate it like they should since sometimes they act like it is their house and not mine, but I know better. I think that I am doing very well for a dog since many dogs have small houses in the yard and let the humans live in the big house. Those dogs need to have better trained humans. Their humans actually think they own the doghouse when clearly, they do not. I hope everyone is having a good week and don't forget my contest.....an X Large t-shirt with my photo on it. Enter from March 15 to April 15 by leaving a comment on one of the blogs dated during the time period or pawmail me on www.dogster.com to be entered!

Demon Flash Bandit (Doghouse Owner)