My Doghouse!

I've discovered that dogs live in different doghouses so I thought it might be interesting for my readers if I talk about my doghouse. My doghouse has 3 bedrooms-one of which is a room with a computer where I write my blogs, 2 bathrooms which I think are totally unnecessary since I don't like baths. There is a kitchen where sometimes Mommy does some cooking, but Daddy told me to avoid that room as much as possible--Daddy was a master at avoiding work! There is another room which which has a television and a couch, but I'm not really sure if it has a purpose since the humans hardly ever spend any time in there. There is also an attached 2 sled garage and a basement underneath the house which the humans can't get me to enter. Angel Zoom Smokey likes it down there--she says it is cooler than the regular house. I do share my doghouse with Angel Zoom Smokey although I think she would be much happier in one of those plastic igloo type doghouses outside. There is a big deck which can also be called a porch, but my humans never seem to spend any time out there. I am such a nice dog that I do allow my humans to live in the doghouse with me. I don't think they appreciate it like they should since sometimes they act like it is their house and not mine, but I know better. I think that I am doing very well for a dog since many dogs have small houses in the yard and let the humans live in the big house. Those dogs need to have better trained humans. Their humans actually think they own the doghouse when clearly, they do not. I hope everyone is having a good week and don't forget my contest.....an X Large t-shirt with my photo on it. Enter from March 15 to April 15 by leaving a comment on one of the blogs dated during the time period or pawmail me on www.dogster.com to be entered!

Demon Flash Bandit (Doghouse Owner)

I Want a Couch That Goes Fast!!!!!

Occasionally, my humans are in the market for new furniture, and I am hoping that they will be needing a new couch soon. This is because there is a couch in Australia that has set a land record for going 101 miles per hour. In fact, according to the article I just read, this couch has probably broken the land speed record for upholstered furniture. I happen to be a very smart dog, but I learned something new because I wasn't even aware there was a land speed record for upholstered furniture. I'm not sure if it is fair to call it a couch because it is only a 2 seater, and therefore, it isn't as big as most couches. I know many of the humans call them love seats which is a silly name if you happen to have to sit on one with someone you hate. I guess many of the humans are optimists. I guess they have to be to get up in the morning and show up for work. Most of us dogs would hate having to get up and go to work. I get annoyed if the humans expect me to get up before noon unless it involves a treat--and it had better be a good treat to get me up early!!!

For those of you who would like to read more about this amazing couch, here is the site:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/28/worlds-fastest-couch-hits-101-mph_n_984501.html#s366143&title=Guinness_World_Records
In the future, you might want to be careful when you sit down on a couch. You don't want to end up miles from where you started. That is the kind of thing you want to know in advance.

Demon Flash Bandit (I Think I'll Order a Faster Couch Next Time)