Movie Review: Ted

Today I am going to write a movie review of the new movie just recently released, Ted. This movie, done by Seth McFarlane who is also known for the television show, Family Guy, is a movie that made this dog laugh and laugh. For those who are offended by bad lauguage or slightly raunchy humor, do not attend this movie, but for everyone else, the movie is very funny. The movie is about a man who, as a boy, got a teddy bear for Christmas, and thanks to a magical Christmas wish, the bear came to life. He and the bear grew up together, and are very close friends. This relationship becomes complicated when the human grows up to get a girlfriend. The girlfriend is surprisingly okay with the bear at first, but later on, she give him the ultimatum: the bear or me. This movie is all about choices and bears and plush toys, and I personally enjoyed it very much! I give this movie 4 paws up, a tail wag, kisses, some dingo bones, and milkbones. It is a 10 out of 10 on the human movie scale. I hope that, if you have a teddy bear that is alive at your house, that he will be as entertaining as Ted was in this movie!

Demon Flash Bandiit (Movie Review: Ted)

Dogs: Better Than Humans!

I saw on the Internet today that Kim Kardashian is being replaced in a Sketchers commercial by a dog. Evidently, someone at an advertising agency has been reading my blogs about how dogs are much better in movies than the humans, and they were smart enough to listen! I don't know who this Kim Kardsahian is, but as I understand it, she stars in some reality show. I don't like reality shows so I have never watched her show. From the headlines that she gets on the Internet, I don't think I am missing anything because I am not impressed. I am impressed that a company would have the intelligence to hire a dog in their commercials. I just hope they don't make the dog wear shoes. I hate shoes!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dogs--Better Than Humans)

Killer Tomatoes

Sometimes it becomes difficult for a dog to live with his humans and not wonder how they have managed to survive as long as they have. I am going to give you an example of what I am barking about. There have been many tornadoes that have done much damage and taken many lives in the last month across the United States including one that hit my own humans hometown of Ringgold, Georgia. This has been very sad, and my prayers have gone out to all the people affected by these storms. On a lighter note, my human is getting older and she is supposed to wear reading glasses which she is not fond of wearing---something about not wanting to admit she is getting old or being too vain to wear them--or some combination of the above. This leads me to my topic for today. Mommy got on the computer yesterday, and the title of a news item was "killer tornadoes" which Mommy read as "killer tomatoes" because she wasn't wearing the reading glasses. For those who have read my blog last year about the danger of killer tomatoes or who are unfamiliar with the concept, there are several documentary movies called Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. I have been concerned with this topic since I watched the movies as a puppy because it also makes a dog realize that if a tomato can become a killer, this could happen to other vegetables. This is why us dogs prefer to eat meat. Anyway, be sure and watch out for tornadoes and tomatoes, and anything else that might be out to hurt you, but don't forget to watch out for the evil birds. Anything that can fly around dropping "bird bombs" on everyone can't be trusted!

Demon Flash Bandit (Killer Tomatoes)