Movie Review: Ted

Today I am going to write a movie review of the new movie just recently released, Ted. This movie, done by Seth McFarlane who is also known for the television show, Family Guy, is a movie that made this dog laugh and laugh. For those who are offended by bad lauguage or slightly raunchy humor, do not attend this movie, but for everyone else, the movie is very funny. The movie is about a man who, as a boy, got a teddy bear for Christmas, and thanks to a magical Christmas wish, the bear came to life. He and the bear grew up together, and are very close friends. This relationship becomes complicated when the human grows up to get a girlfriend. The girlfriend is surprisingly okay with the bear at first, but later on, she give him the ultimatum: the bear or me. This movie is all about choices and bears and plush toys, and I personally enjoyed it very much! I give this movie 4 paws up, a tail wag, kisses, some dingo bones, and milkbones. It is a 10 out of 10 on the human movie scale. I hope that, if you have a teddy bear that is alive at your house, that he will be as entertaining as Ted was in this movie!

Demon Flash Bandiit (Movie Review: Ted)

Don't Mess With a Dog's Nap Time!

There are no small children in my household because my human brothers are adults. Therefore, this dog can relax and take a nap whenever I'm in the mood. However, dogs from families with small children are not always so lucky. Those dogs have told me that sometimes the children refuse to go to sleep and thus, keep a dog awake. I can only imagine the horror when a dog is tired from a hard day of barking and the human puppy won't let the dog sleep! I found an amusing book on this subject. It is a book to be read to children at bedtime. The book is called Go The F**K to Sleep. Mommy found this book to be quite funny because my middle brother was one of those babies who had his days and nights mixed up and it stayed that way most of his life. If he was up, he felt the whole family should be up with him. I didn't know him during that time in his life, but if I did, I think my job as the family dog would have been to make sure he got his times straight. This dog takes my nap times very seriously. It is a very funny book, but if you would be offended by bad language, skip reading it. Of course, if you can't tell from the title that it might have inappropriate language, I doubt that you will be doing much reading anyway.

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Children's Literature)