Watching the Fish Swim

Once again, I have searched the Internet for an item that is cool that I can write a blog about. Today it is an aquarium and toilet all in one. There is also a sink that has an aquarium. Imagine having fish swimming around the toilet. I showed this to a couple of cats and they loved it. In fact, they are getting their fishing poles ready in case their human orders one. I think it would be very cool for a dog to be able to watch fish while laying on the bathroom floor. It would be very entertaining, and a dog needs entertainment. I can also imagine how much fun it would be to watch a cat fishing from the top of the toilet tank. The link to this great product is:
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/09/under-the-sea-fish-n-flush-toi.php

I've got to go now and try to talk my humans into buying this. I bet I will hear the usual, "why should we replace something that works okay just because the dog wants something more unusual". I get so tired of the humans being cheap and not giving a dog what he wants. Perhaps I'll just get some plastic money out of my human Mommy's purse and order it myself. Do you think they speak dog or do I need to use my human words?

Demon Flash Bandit (Wants Cool Aquarium Toilet)

Lookout Moon Pies: A Tasty Snack!

Yesterday I wrote a blog about Dominos plans to open a pizza restaurant on the moon. Today I want to write about a product that is years ahead of Dominos. That product is the moon pie. Since they are made on Earth, you don't have to travel to the moon to buy one! Almost 100 years ago, the Chattanooga Bakery Company in Chattanooga, Tennessee started producing the Moon Pie as a tasty snack-a snack that has this dog's paw of approval. I know the company probably doesn't want to admit it, but I suspect that moon pies are the product of help by friendly "moon people" who probably slipped the recipe to the humans when they visited Earth on their shaceship. My humans won't give me the chocolate ones (it is aconspiracy among humans to keep dogs out of their chocolate stash), but I can have the vanilla ones and the banana ones. They have some new flavors which I am anxious to try also. Lookout Moon Pies (I'm assuming the Lookout is for Lookout Mountain which is in Chattanooga) are even on store shelves here in Michigan. I would encourage my readers to buy themselves some moon pies and enjoy a product that is out of this world. If your store doesn't have them. you can check out their site at:
http://www.moonpie.com/
Chattanooga is a nice place to visit. I have been there with my humans. If you happen to be in the area, in addition to eating some moonpies, be sure and visit the Aquarium. I didn't get to go there, but my humans said it is nice. The Aquarium doesn't allow dogs!!! Yeah, I know it isn't fair, but humans are stupid!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Enjoys Space Food: Moon Pies)

Demon Flash Bandit

Dogs Choice of Fish for Dinner

I was just wondering....some homes have aquariums filled with fish. I have to assume that even the humans realize that you can't pet a fish since they have to live underwater so they can't be "pets" by the very definition of the word, pet. However, there must be some reason why the humans have fish in their homes because it takes some trouble to set up an aquarium, and it costs money to feed the fish and take care of them. Since they aren't pets, why would the human go to the trouble and expense of having them in the first place? I have the answer to that question. I have watched television enough to know that when you go into an elegant seafood restaurant, the customer picks out the "live" lobster that he or she wants to eat. Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that the aquarium is set up in the house so dogs and cats can choose which fish they want to eat. That is the only logical reason for having an aquarium in the home. It is particularly welcome for cats since cats really love seafood, and they like to see the food try to get away before it is caught. This brings me to my next point. When the humans have a bird in a cage, is that also for the dog or cat to choose as dinner? Personally, I think it would be a great idea. I would not mind getting to choose a bird for dinner. I'm sure they taste delicious!

Demon Flash Bandit (Fishes are For Eating)