Interesting Underwear

Today's blog is about fashion. Just because a dog like myself does not want to be dressed in some silly human outfits does not mean that I don't appreciate fashion in the humans. Many young men do not like to pull their pants up which annoys some of the oldsters. I feel if I explain why they wear their pants this way, it might help the older humans understand that there is a valid reason for why they are wearing their pants this way. Before you assume that it is not a good reason, let me reassure you that there is a very good and logical reason for wearing the pants so low that you can see their underwear. That reason is the underwear itself. Let's say for a moment that you have just purchased a new pair of underwear with Spongebob Squarepants, the Superman "S", or perhaps Stewie from Family Guy, and you are very proud of your new underwear. If you wear the underwear as it is normally worn--under your pants, then no one will ever see how cool your underwear happens to be. What is the point of having cool underwear if no one can see it. If so, you might as well wear cheap white briefs or boxers. You have paid extra money for this special underwear, and you want it to be seen. You could pull up your pants, and wear the underwear over the pants, but that would be silly since it is called UNDERwear. Therefore, the most logical way to make sure that the world can see your new Underdog underwear (I might add that I approve of having Underdog underwear) is to pull your pants down enough so that everyone around you can enjoy your good fashion sense. So, for you older humans reading this, the next time you see some young guy with his pants down near his ankles, take a good look at his underwear, and I think you will be impressed with his taste in fashion. You might want to buy some for yourself, and start wearing your own pants around your ankles to impress everyone with your fashion sense. If you are too old for underwear and are using adult diapers, write those companies and let them know that you want diapers with characters like Spongebob on them. You don't want to be left out of the loop just because you are too old for underwear. I've seen baby diapers that look like blue jeans so the sky is the limit. Remember, fashion is what makes life interesting--or stupid--depending on which humans are doing the designing.

Demon Flash Bandit (Writing About Fashion)

I Want to See Donald Trump's Birth Certificate!

Superman has renounced his United States citizenship. Yes, it was in the news yesterday. I think that Donald Trump and the birther's constant yapping about President Obama not actually being born in the United States despite the question already being settled before he took office has finally made Superman take a preemptive strike. I'm sure the reason he denounced his citizenship is because he knows that he is going to be Trump's next target. This dog can't understand why Trump keeps going on about it because Trump can't possibly be a U. S. citizen himself. Have you seen that hair? He has to be an alien from another planet with hair like that because it is not human. Sure, Clark Kent is still a citizen; but that is because he keeps a low profile so no one notices him. Officially, he was born on Krypton; but he keeps that very quiet. I know Superman has no plans to run for political office, but I'm sure Donald Trump will find some excuse to harass him. It seems that nothing ever makes the
Trump quiet.

When Obama released his birth certificate, then Trump decided to question his intelligence, and insinuated that he didn't deserve the degree from the ivy league schools he attended. This is very amusing to me because if the parents have enough money to donate, the stupid rich kids can get an ivy league degree. George W. Bush had a degree from Yale, which is an ivy league school I have yet to hear anyone say that George W. Bush was a genius because he was not. This dog had doubts that he had enough sense to come in out of the rain, but that is true of most humans so I am not insulting him. If you want intelligent leadership, the humans should vote for a dog. We are so much smarter than the humans, and I can prove it. Most of us sit around the house all day, playing and sleeping, and the humans feed us and take care of us. If you want my opinion, that is true genius. I think Trump should quit yapping and let his dog do the talking for him. Then and only then would something be said that is worth saying!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dogs Should be in Charge)

Celebrating Paczki Day

Today is paczki day in the Detroit, Michigan metropolitan area. Yes, the day that the Polish people who settled here make a delicious doughnut for "Fat Tuesday". This dog plans to have at least one paczki in my paws before the day it over. I have an elaborate plan in place in case the humans say they aren't for dogs. I plan to wear my hat and my Superman cape. No one can refuse to give Superman a paczki. This is when my blue eyes come in handy since the humans don't expect a dog to have blue eyes. Sure, my humans know I have blue eyes, but my plan is to visit all the neighbors and get a paczki from each of them. They don't call it Fat Tuesday for nothing. The best thing about the situation is that I don't have to give up anything for Lent. If I did, I would just give up some fur because I'm always shedding it everywhere anyway so it isn't much of a sacrifice. Giving up something you love doesn't sound like fun.

I was browsing the Internet for some interesting tidbits from the news and I found the most depressing contest ever. A radio station in Aschaffenberg, Germany is having a contest in which the prize is a check for $4,200. that MUST be spent on death insurance. It seems kind of silly to me since I thought death is one of those inevitable things to happen. To win the prize, the entrants must come up with the most clever epitaph for their tombstone. I'm waiting to see if the epitaph, "I won the contest so I can die now" will be one of the clever entries. The amazing fact is that over 600 people have entered the contest. If you ask this dog, it sounds like the people who live there must not be having much fun in their lives because this is a contest that this dog wouldn't bother to enter. Of course, I have no plans to cross over the bridge. I plan to stay and enjoy important events like "Paczki Day" forever.

Demon Flash Bandit (Celebrating Paczki Day)

Ken And Barbie--Hope They Get Back Together!

Celebrity couples breaking up is hardly news, but this dog was saddened back in 2004 when Barbie and Ken broke up. They had been dating for 43 years so you would think that they would stay together after investing all that time in each other. Mommy happens to be fond of Barbie. I agree with her. Both of us couldn't believe that her "rival" the Bratz doll, would even leave the store shelves. Mommy said the doll was ugly, and I have to agree with her. Anyway, at least we know that Ken didn't leave Barbie to go after one of those dolls. Then a couple of days ago, I read some good news. Ken plans to win Barbie back by Valentine's Day. I hope he can do so because it would be good to see Ken and Barbie back together again. It will probably be hard for Ken though because, from my observation, Barbie is used to being spoiled so it might take a lot to win her back. Good luck, Ken. If you need some advice, I'm available, and I happen to be very popular with the girl dogs.
In other news, Henry Cavill has been chosen to play Superman in the reboot of the movie. This dog was okay with Routh playing the part again, but I think Cavill will do a good job. There is only one problem I have with Superman. You know when they say, It's a bird, it's a plane.....I don't care for the bird part. If Superman were a bird, Lex Luthor wouldn't be the only one exposing him to kryptonite. Demon Flash Bandit would be sending Superman the gift of kryptonite too. The last thing we need on Earth is an alien bird!
Demon Flash Bandit (Offering Advice to Ken)

Singing Spiderman

Perhaps you have heard about the new Broadway musical starring Spiderman. Since dogs are not allowed to attend Broadway shows, I won't get to see it personally, but in this situation, the jury is still out on whether it is a good thing or bad that dogs aren't allowed. Although they do have some very talented musicians composing the music, Bono and The Edge. The only glitch for me is that I have never felt that Spiderman really needed musical accompaniment. So far, the big song about spiders, Itsy Bitsy Spider, isn't exactly on the charts. Perhaps if it was sung by Spiderman, it might do better, but considering he is usually busy fighting villains, it doesn't leave a super hero much time for singing. This is not the first time that a comic book hero has appeared on Broadway. In 1966, there was a Broadway musical based on Superman, but it didn't last long. It was called It's a Bird....It's a Plane...It's Superman. If Spiderman is successful, it might bring back a new Superman musical. I think Superman would have upbeat music. Perhaps he could perform Happy Feet with some penguins. It would be appropriate since his fortress is located in a cold area, and penguins love it when it is cold. I can envision Batman singing Stuck in the Middle With you if they decided to do a Batman musical. I checked the ticket prices on the Internet, and the prices range from $155.00-$325.00 per ticket on a weekday, and $188.00-$350.00 on the weekend. This dog would be skipping the show even if I were allowed to attend. At those prices a dog could buy a lot of Burger King, dingo bones, and Yummy Chummies. The humans are impractical with money, but not us dogs. We have our priorities.

I hope that the humans who pay so much to go to the new musical enjoy it, but this dog will stay home and chew on a dingo bone. It is hard to beat the entertainment value of a dingo bone!

Demon Flash Bandit (Broadway Critic)

Why Would a Human Want to be Associated with Birds?

My main mission in life if to warn the humans about birds. They are evil and plan to take over the planet. Perhaps if the humans watch Smallville, they will see what I am talking about. It seems that Lois has went to Egypt, and Superman asked Hawkman to watch over her. Hawkman ends up kissing her. What do you expect from a birdman? How many of you have heard of the Birdman of Alcatraz? He was in jail, and he liked birds. Just how much proof does a dog need to give before the humans realize just how serious this situation happens to be. I can only say that I do hope that Lois didn't catch bird flu or some other awful bird disease from Hawkman, and what birdbrain would be dumb enough to risk making Superman mad? You don't mess with Superman. Someone should tell Hawkman that.

Demon Flash Bandit (Superman Needs to Go After Hawkman)

Calling all Superheroes

Dream Works Animation has organized a big event to occur at the L.A. Live Theater on October 2, 2010 at 8:00 am. The event, the world's largest gathering of super heroes, is part of MegaMonth, a month honoring the release of the new movie Megamind. Will Ferrell will be hosting the event. Dream Works is hoping to get 1,500 costumed superheroes to attend the event. The costumed Superhero has to be a recognizable superhero that has appeared in a published book, comic, television show, or movie. I am assuming that superheroes like Krypto and Underdog will be welcome. They might be able to discriminate against ordinary, non-super dogs, but I'm sure they would draw the line at discrimination against super-dogs.

I wish I could attend this event. I would love to see all the ones who show up. Sure, Superman and Batman will be there, but I'd like to make sure the lesser known ones show up--like Blankman, Bluntman, and Chronic. Could Luke Skywalker count as a superhero since he has all those powers of the force with him or would that be cheating since he has to use the force? If you have any questions like that, perhaps you can contact Dream Works for answers since they are the ones organizing the event. For those of you dogs who get to go, have a good time!

Demon Flash Bandit (Superdogs Had Better be Included in the Event)