Ken And Barbie--Hope They Get Back Together!

Celebrity couples breaking up is hardly news, but this dog was saddened back in 2004 when Barbie and Ken broke up. They had been dating for 43 years so you would think that they would stay together after investing all that time in each other. Mommy happens to be fond of Barbie. I agree with her. Both of us couldn't believe that her "rival" the Bratz doll, would even leave the store shelves. Mommy said the doll was ugly, and I have to agree with her. Anyway, at least we know that Ken didn't leave Barbie to go after one of those dolls. Then a couple of days ago, I read some good news. Ken plans to win Barbie back by Valentine's Day. I hope he can do so because it would be good to see Ken and Barbie back together again. It will probably be hard for Ken though because, from my observation, Barbie is used to being spoiled so it might take a lot to win her back. Good luck, Ken. If you need some advice, I'm available, and I happen to be very popular with the girl dogs.
In other news, Henry Cavill has been chosen to play Superman in the reboot of the movie. This dog was okay with Routh playing the part again, but I think Cavill will do a good job. There is only one problem I have with Superman. You know when they say, It's a bird, it's a plane.....I don't care for the bird part. If Superman were a bird, Lex Luthor wouldn't be the only one exposing him to kryptonite. Demon Flash Bandit would be sending Superman the gift of kryptonite too. The last thing we need on Earth is an alien bird!
Demon Flash Bandit (Offering Advice to Ken)

Disney Dog World--A Reality

On March 17, 2010, I wrote a blog about how Disney allows a mouse to run its parks and then does not allow dogs to enter the parks. I suggested they open a Disney Dog World for dogs. Imagine how thrilled I was when I saw on the Internet news today that the nice folks at Disney took my suggestion and are now opening a dog resort at Disney World. The name of the resort is Best Friends Pet Care Resort and it opens on August 27. It can accommodate 270 dogs and 30 cats (a good ratio if you ask this dog), and it will even allow some more unusual pets like hamsters. If they allow hamsters, I am hoping they will include rabbits. For VIP guests (or should it be VID-Very Important Dogs?), there are 4 VIP suites that offer television, raised bedding, and private yards. There are additional things that can be arranged from bedtime stories to cuddle sessions. If you ask this dog's opinion, they could skip the bathing and grooming salon. Most of us dogs do not want any part of that. The park features a canines only water park, and there is a private dog park where a dog can take his human or humans. If your family is deciding on a vacation, Disney World sounds like a winner to this dog because you can take the ENTIRE family--even us fur kids. The park for dogs sounds wonderful! There are all sorts of things your humans can do in addition to DisneyWorld--as if that isn't enough. Universal Studios has parks there. Gatorland, a park I wrote about in detail recently is in Orlando. Orlando also has many dinner theatres, and all sorts of shopping from upscale to air conditioned open every day flea markets. There are beaches, and the Kennedy Space Center is also nearby. Just writing about the place makes me ready to book a vacation there. Now dogs, all you have to do is persuade your human to take you to the new resort. I would suggest you get on the Internet, do some research, print up some photos of the new resort and cleverly conceal them in the magazines your humans like to read. It worked for Ralphy in the movie, A Christmas Story. Good luck and I hope you get your vacation in Orlando. Disney should have opened this resort decades ago.

Demon Flash Bandit (Happy About New Disney Resort)