Television Programming For Dogs

After watching another season of Dexter, the serial killer who only kills evil people, I have decided that if Showtime wants a dog to watch a show like Dexter, they should offer one with a serial killer who kills birds. I would pay for a premium channel to see that. Also, I have some pals who feel the same way about squirrels, mice, and other assorted small animals. I think it is ridiculous that the networks do not schedule any programming for dogs. I can guarantee that dogs are not part of the Neilson families--at least not the part that get to vote. This is wrong since we dogs watch more television than many of the humans. We also have access to more money. Sure, we may not go to the store, and buy stuff for ourselves, but we send our humans to get it for us which means that we influence many of the purchasing decisions in our households. If the networks don't want to listen, there isn't much that can be done except to start our own network... DOG...look for us. Our programs will be better than on the humans networks.


Demon Flash Bandit ( We Need Television Shows for Dogs)

Latest On Hank the Cat's Senate Campaign

I'm sure some of you are wondering what is going on with Hank the Cat's senate campaign. Today I have a link that has the latest on his campaign, and here it is:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/26/hank-the-cat-senate-virginia-2016_n_1452934.html
I know that a cat would be better than a human, but I'm not sure how much better. I think only a dog can be a serious candidate since we care about the humans. Cats don't even get excited when their humans come home after being gone. Can the humans really trust them to make good decisions for them? I think not! Dogs, on the other hand, love our humans and want to make their lives better. In addition, dogs are smarter than cats. It has been proven scientifically, and the results are published in the Demon Flash Bandit Scientific Journal of Dogs Are Smarter Than Cats! I hope all my readers remember, vote for dogs and not cats, and on that note, I am still considering a run for the White House. After all, I am a Siberian Husky, and we do love to run!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Hank the Cat)

Hank the Cat: Running for Senate Seat in Virginia

Since all the candidates who are planning to run for major offices in the United States government are beginning to do some campaigning, I have learned that political commercials on television are a fact of life until it is over. I have yet to see one that really got me excited until today. Hank is running for a senate seat in the state of Virginia. I know a lot of people run for senate, but the unusual thing about Hank is that Hank is a cat. I'm sure a dog would do a much better job, but I think the cat will still do a splendid job over that of a human. I do not live in Virginia so I can't vote for Hank, but he would have my vote if I lived there. Finally, someone who deserves to be a senator! I would also prefer to have a cat in the senate because I am thinking of running for President. I have not fully decided yet, but I think maybe the humans need the logical thinking of a dog in the White House. Here is the web address so you can read all about Hank the Cat yourself.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/27/hank-for-senate-campaign-virginia_n_1305035.html
I am also following Hank on Twitter. For those of you who are wondering how to follow me on twitter, my name on there is demonflashhusky.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Would Vote for Cat as Senator)