Endorsement for Demon Flash Bandit for President

Tropical Storm Isaac is headed for Florida, and it is disrupting plans for the Republican convention there. This brings me to the major point of my blog. God is in charge of storms like that, and he is obviously endorsing me, Demon Flash Bandit, as the candidate that should get the votes. Normally, I would not assume this, but it seems like everytime a storm hits anywhere, the Republicans always say that God is punishing this group or that group so I guess this time he is annoyed at them. Personally, I have never believed any of that, but it is their logic I'm using and maybe they know what they are talking about since he is after them too. I think God knows a dog would do a much better job of running the country. The humans have been running the world for a long time and dog knows, they don't do a very good job of it overall. How would things be done differently with me in office. I'll give you a few examples:

1. Dogs would be allowed to go into any store in which they choose to shop. Sure, we can go in most pet stores, but we like to shop at other stores too.

2. Companies that manufacture tainted dog food would face criminal charges.

3. Humans could declare their dogs and cats as dependents on their income tax (and they would have to prove that their dogs aren't eating dog food-we dogs prefer human food).

4. Dogs should be given the royal treatment. After all, we are dogs!

These are just a few of the changes I would make. Be sure and vote for Demon Flash Bandit on election day. I am not only the best candidate, but I have God's endorsement!

Demon Flash Bandit (I Deserve the Votes)

Movie Review: The Campaign

I am glad I went to see the movie, The Campaign, because it was a very funny movie. It stars Will Ferrel as Cam Brady, who is running unopposed from his district in North Carolina. A couple of CEO's decide that they want a candidate that they can control so they run Marty Higgins, played by Zach Galifianakis. Of course, this means that Cam is no longer running unopposed. Marty is not the "ideal" candidate, because he acts a bit odd, but he is the ideal candidate because he truly cares about his community and wants to do a good job. In the battle between the two candidates, a baby gets hit in the jaw by Cam, and Cam complains that no one is asking him about his hand which hurts after hitting that "iron jawed baby". Spoiler Alert: He also punches Uggie, the dog star of The Artist. Uggie has to wear a cone of shame because of Cam. I'm sure this must have lost him all the dog votes because I will not vote for a candidate who punches an innocent dog! Be sure and watch the movie to see if Cam can win despite not getting the dog vote, but mostly watch it because it is a very funny movie which I recommend. I give it 4 paws up, a tail wag, some kisses, and a nose in the air. That is a 9 out of 10 on the humans movie scale.

Demon Flash Bandit (Movie Reviewer)

Latest On Hank the Cat's Senate Campaign

I'm sure some of you are wondering what is going on with Hank the Cat's senate campaign. Today I have a link that has the latest on his campaign, and here it is:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/26/hank-the-cat-senate-virginia-2016_n_1452934.html
I know that a cat would be better than a human, but I'm not sure how much better. I think only a dog can be a serious candidate since we care about the humans. Cats don't even get excited when their humans come home after being gone. Can the humans really trust them to make good decisions for them? I think not! Dogs, on the other hand, love our humans and want to make their lives better. In addition, dogs are smarter than cats. It has been proven scientifically, and the results are published in the Demon Flash Bandit Scientific Journal of Dogs Are Smarter Than Cats! I hope all my readers remember, vote for dogs and not cats, and on that note, I am still considering a run for the White House. After all, I am a Siberian Husky, and we do love to run!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Hank the Cat)

Santorum"s Solutions: Get a Job

I will probably write another blog later today, but I had to write this one early when I saw the news because I found it so funny. Santorum, who is running as a Republican candidate for President faced the humans at the Occupy movement and told them to get a job. I laughed my tail off until I realized that there are humans who take him seriously. I'm not going to get into whether or not he would be a good President (I don't think so myself), but many of the Occupy people do have jobs...they protest in their "spare time". I am hoping that his "job" is not to run for political office. I am going to assume he has worked in his life, but that running for office is something he is doing in his "spare time". It sounds to me like this guy has simple answers for all problems. Tell the blind humans to start seeing, the ones who can't walk to start walking, and the ones who are sick to get well. Yes, there are lazy humans who don't want to work, but there are also plenty who are looking for work and can't find jobs so I think this Santorum guy must be quite out of touch with regular humans. I do find it funny though. Surnames are generally given because of an ancestor's profession, name, or the place they lived. Since Santorum sounds like a Sanitarium, and sanatoriums are often used to describe places where insane people are sent, it makes sense that he is out of touch. It is probably a place where his family has been sent to live for generations which is how he got the name Perhaps a candidate should come up with some real answers if he wants to be taken seriously.

Demon Flash Bandit (Santorum Not Coming Up With Real Answers)