Garbage Can Moves and "Catches" Garbage

One of the humans has invented a trash can that moves around and catches garbage. I know it is a human who invented this item because no dog would have ever bothered. We are usually busy trying to take garbage out of the garbage can and have no interest in putting garbage into a garbage can. However, the humans, who sadly, do not think like dogs, like to make sure the garbage lands in the garbage. I don't know how popular this item will become, but my guess is that many of the humans will buy it so that they don't have to bend over and pick up garbage that misses its target. If only humans were more like dogs--they would be so much more interesting! For those who want to see this moving garbage can, here is the link:
http://www.engadget.com/2012/07/23/kinect-trash-can-mod/

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Likes Most Garbage)

Alexander the Great Dane

Yesterday's blog was about the dog in Texas who was shot and killed by a policeman who was responding to a domestic violence case at the wrong address. Today I was lucky enough to get an interview with a dog from Texas named Alexander the Great Dane. My solution to the problem was to arm all the dogs in Texas. I was unaware that one of the dogs, Alex, my interviewee, is a dog who is already carrying a gun. He not only carries a gun, but he knows how to use it. He uses a stick to pull the trigger since he does not have a thumb, but he says so far he has never had to use his skills to shoot anyone. He just shoots when he does target practice. He says that the best part is that when he gets done with shooting, he has a stick to chew on which, as any dog will agree, is always a fun activity! Alex is quite the celebrity in Texas because Texans appreciate a dog who carries a gun. In fact, Alex says he knows a cat who also carries a gun, but I'm not discussing cat carrying guns in my blog so I won't bother with him. However, Alex is a bit worried about him because there are rumors that the cat is training an army of Persian cats and Alexander the Great is a bit concerned about the threat of cats trying to take over the state. For any dogs living in Texas, Alex is starting a school to train dogs to use guns so, if you are interested, be sure and contact Alex about attending or having him start a school in your area. I would act fast just in case he has to stop to deal with the army of Persian cats that might emerge. No self respecting dog can let a cat win in a fight!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Alexander the Great Dane)