Will Honey Boo Boo Be President?

The recent Republican Convention was not watched by as many people as the television show, Honey Boo Boo. I guess this means that Honey Boo Boo would garner more votes than Romney if she gets her name on the ballot. I find this humorous since I am running for President, and neither party seems to be taking me seriously. I am not even being protected by secret service agents. When you don't take a dog's run seriously, you end up with stupid humans running things! Sadly, Honey Boo Boo is another human and I doubt that she will do a better job than the other humans running. Perhaps if Honey Boo Boo were a bear, there would be hope. However, if this dog votes for a bear, my vote would go to Yogi Bear. After all, he is smarter than the average bear!

Demon Flash Bandit (Presidential Candidate)

Dogs Classier Than Most Humans!

Pippa Middleton was in the car with a man who was waving a gun around who pointed it at a photographer. I'm sure all of us can understand that it is hard for Pippa having to live in the ghetto, and deal with the people from the "hood". You would think that being related to one of the royal family, that she would not have to hang out with thugs. I have a suggestion that will help the royal family look smarter and more classy--have the tabloids follow the royal dogs around. I'm sure the dogs are much more fun to follow, and they don't ever end up in the news doing anything stupid. Sure, maybe one might have an "accident" on occasion, but who says that the humans won't end up having an accident too? I think the real reason the news reporters don't follow us dogs around is that we would make the humans look bad in comparison.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dogs Classier Than Most Humans)