Pippa Middleton was in the car with a man who was waving a gun around who pointed it at a photographer. I'm sure all of us can understand that it is hard for Pippa having to live in the ghetto, and deal with the people from the "hood". You would think that being related to one of the royal family, that she would not have to hang out with thugs. I have a suggestion that will help the royal family look smarter and more classy--have the tabloids follow the royal dogs around. I'm sure the dogs are much more fun to follow, and they don't ever end up in the news doing anything stupid. Sure, maybe one might have an "accident" on occasion, but who says that the humans won't end up having an accident too? I think the real reason the news reporters don't follow us dogs around is that we would make the humans look bad in comparison.
Demon Flash Bandit (Dogs Classier Than Most Humans)
Showing posts with label car accident. Show all posts
Showing posts with label car accident. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Lifeboats for Dogs
Today there was a car accident that happened on the road in which I usually travel. It wasn't a bad car accident, but there was a dog involved. The dog seemed to be okay, but let this be a lesson to the humans-when a dog is in the car, be extra careful. I know my humans are.
This brings me to my subject of the day....there is much talk on the news about the Titanic. This is because a lot of the humans may not have heard about it yet since it happened 100 years ago. I was reading an article about dogs on board the Titanic, and I had not been aware that dogs were on the voyage too. Twelve dogs were on the voyage and only 3 survived--all 3 of those were small dogs who the humans were able to keep with them. This is an outrage! Why was there not enough lifeboats for all the dogs? Humans made the lifeboat decision, and if they want to take their chances, that is okay, but dogs should have had enough lifeboats for them particularly when there were only 12 of them. I think that the person who was in charge of not having enough lifeboats should be identified, and all us dogs can visit the gravesite and lift our legs to show what we think of that decision. It is the best way us dogs can express our contempt. I hope that there are enough lifeboats for the dogs who travel on cruises now.
Demon Flash Bandit (Dogs Need Enough Lifeboats)
This brings me to my subject of the day....there is much talk on the news about the Titanic. This is because a lot of the humans may not have heard about it yet since it happened 100 years ago. I was reading an article about dogs on board the Titanic, and I had not been aware that dogs were on the voyage too. Twelve dogs were on the voyage and only 3 survived--all 3 of those were small dogs who the humans were able to keep with them. This is an outrage! Why was there not enough lifeboats for all the dogs? Humans made the lifeboat decision, and if they want to take their chances, that is okay, but dogs should have had enough lifeboats for them particularly when there were only 12 of them. I think that the person who was in charge of not having enough lifeboats should be identified, and all us dogs can visit the gravesite and lift our legs to show what we think of that decision. It is the best way us dogs can express our contempt. I hope that there are enough lifeboats for the dogs who travel on cruises now.
Demon Flash Bandit (Dogs Need Enough Lifeboats)
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